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fandomhigh2006-03-14 09:35 am
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School Announcements, March 14
Once again, the announcements come about half an hour before first period today.
"Good morning, students. I trust those of you who participated in last night's balancing contest are feeling sufficiently accomplished today. There is nothing to note today except that yesterday's foam soap geyser appears to have disappeared overnight, and when it comes to personal hygiene matters, you are now entirely on your own. However, various sections of tile in the hallways have taken it upon themselves to impersonate disco flooring at random intervals. Please do not be alarmed by this."
A pause.
"Please do not be overly alarmed by this." Because it is, after all, disco flooring.
"That will be all. Have a corporeal day."
"Good morning, students. I trust those of you who participated in last night's balancing contest are feeling sufficiently accomplished today. There is nothing to note today except that yesterday's foam soap geyser appears to have disappeared overnight, and when it comes to personal hygiene matters, you are now entirely on your own. However, various sections of tile in the hallways have taken it upon themselves to impersonate disco flooring at random intervals. Please do not be alarmed by this."
A pause.
"Please do not be overly alarmed by this." Because it is, after all, disco flooring.
"That will be all. Have a corporeal day."