http://bugofjustice.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-03-14 06:41 am

Advanced Criminal Justice, Class 17, Period 1, 03.14.06

[OOC: Hi. You get relatively uncreative and quickly written lecture today. Sorry! Needed sleep! And I'm running slightly late, so the EC and Metaphor will be up a little later. Class Info Post.]

The Tick was standing at the podium at the front of the room and Lockheed was on his normal bookshelf, as usual.

"Good morning, students! Welcome back from break! I hope you all had a good one! And congratulations to anyone who did well in the animal balancing contest last night. Just be glad there wasn't a moose."

"Okay, today, we're talking about superheroes. A superhero is, essentially, a vigilante with a flashier style and usually a moral center more in line with that of the rest of society. If you excuse the whole blatantly taking the law into their own hands thing, at least."

"However, the fact that superheroes seem to follow most of societies guidelines (don't kill, don't steal, try not to be a massive jerk) combined with the fact that in today's society, they usually disguise their identity, all while taking the law into their own hands means that some people," with that, Rory began to pass out a printed out editorial from The Daily Bugle that basically said that superheroes were the worst thing ever, "think of them as subversive. They're trying to wheel and deal their way into the hearts of society while doing whatever they please."

"Please remember that in this class, I am a teacher first and a superhero second. You can speak freely. With that in mind, today's question is, in general, what do you think of superheroes? Good people? Menaces? Misguided fools? Fashion disasters? Have you ever met a superhero outside of Fandom? What, in short, is the deal?"

"This week's metaphor is clowns. And your Extra Credit for this week is to give someone else in the room a superhero name. Just remember, The Tick and The Caffeinator are already taken."

Re: Talk, Take Notes, Pass Notes, Etc. [Class 17]

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"No offense Professor the Tick, but most of these superheroes seem, well, a little insane."

Re: Talk, Take Notes, Pass Notes, Etc. [Class 17]

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
And suddenly, it all became so much clearer.

"Well, that too, but it's just that I can't really understand why someone would willingly subject themselves to this," Callisto gestured at the paper. "I mean get the drive to face death, danger and the bad guy, but putting up with this kind of slander?"

Re: Talk, Take Notes, Pass Notes, Etc. [Class 17]

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"But at least you can punch death in the face without getting sued," Callisto pointed out.

Re: Talk, Take Notes, Pass Notes, Etc. [Class 17]

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"I think you've got to respect a superhero who manages to use his powers for the greater good without letting it get to his head and take abuse of it," Cameron says.

Re: Turn Stuff In [Class 17]

[identity profile] marsheadtilt.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Metaphor

Clowns epitomize the diverse view of Justice that our society has. Some people see clowns as cute and fun and a positive thing. Then there are others who are terrified of clowns and think they are the most evil thing on the planet aside from mimes. And a third group has a very skewed view of the lifestyle of a clown. shut up, i'm still scarred from a documentary about clown sex that i saw five minutes of ten years ago.

EC

Marty = The Mad Pinger


[i'll actually participate later -- but i couldn't resist doing these!]
can_be_more: (gem!aeryn)

Re: Talk, Take Notes, Pass Notes, Etc. [Class 17]

[personal profile] can_be_more 2006-03-14 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"I've never seen an instance where they couldn't get the job done," Aeryn says. "I don't think it falls into sheer vigilantism, so I don't see a problem with it."
can_be_more: (gem!aeryn)

Re: Turn Stuff In [Class 17]

[personal profile] can_be_more 2006-03-14 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Justice is like a clown

Aeryn doesn't actually know what a clown is.

Justice is like a clown, m

She'll turn it in next week.
fates_jaye: (Default)

Re: Talk, Take Notes, Pass Notes, Etc. [Class 17]

[personal profile] fates_jaye 2006-03-14 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"That bat friend of yours was assy, but the rest of you guys are keen," says Jaye helpfully.
fates_jaye: (Default)

Re: Turn Stuff In [Class 17]

[personal profile] fates_jaye 2006-03-14 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Justice is like a clow, SCARY AS HELL TO A LARGE PORTION OF THE POPULATION!

EC: Marty = the Doinkinator
janet_fraiser: (Default)

Re: Talk, Take Notes, Pass Notes, Etc. [Class 17]

[personal profile] janet_fraiser 2006-03-14 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Janet showed up to class with an excuse note for Angel to give to Professor Tick.

"I don't have a problem with superheroes," Janet said. "Are they really trying to get into the hearts of society, or are they just trying to do a job that other people can't necessarily get done?"
janet_fraiser: (Default)

Re: Turn Stuff In [Class 17]

[personal profile] janet_fraiser 2006-03-14 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
If you're a criminal and not watching closely, a clown superhero could hit you in the face with a Pie of Justice.

Extra credit - I think Sam Carter should be called The Supernova. Just because I like the name.

Re: Turn Stuff In [Class 17]

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Metaphor

Justice is the anti-clown, because clowns are evil.

EC

Jaye = The Inateinator

Re: Turn Stuff In [Class 17]

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Justice are the clowns that you cram into a the little car of society. There's too many rules, but you've got to make them fit because it's necessary.

Extra credit

Angel - Hairgel Wonder
Martin Blank - Too Nosey For His Own Good Know It All
Callisto - Bongogirl
Bridge Carson - Wavey Animal Balancer
Samantha Carter - Doohickey Girl
Logan Echolls - Jackass
Janet Fraiser - Bossy Needler
Archie Kennedy - Curly Shipperman
Veronica Mars - Mysterious Golden Girl
M. Parker - Scowly Scary Chick
Aeryn Sun - Super Asskicker
Jaye Tyler - Windex Jazzhandster
Rory Gilmore - Flingenating Spoilsport

Re: Talk, Take Notes, Pass Notes, Etc. [Class 17]

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Marty shrugged. "I've never saw a real life superhero until I came to Fandom. Everything I seen here leads me to believe they fight the good fight. Each one might have their own reasons or methodology on why, but the overall goal seems to be the same."

Re: Turn Stuff In [Class 17]

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Clowns are like Mimes. They must be puched often in the name of Justice because otherwise they will read good books and break the hearts of girls who love them so. Plus they usually have oversized shoes and for some reason that freaks me out.

EC:
Veronica = Cluemaster
Jaye = Glitter Gal
Aeryn = OMGDONTHURTME!
Angel = Hair Boy
Callisto = Das Burninator
Rory = The Flailinator
Parker = Killer Queen
Bridge = The Wiggler
Sam = Brainiac
Janet = Shrimpy
Archie = Captain Pretty-boy
Cameron = The-big-whiny-baby-who-needs-to-get-over-it-already
Logan = Obnoxious Man

Re: OOC [Class 17]

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
*does not ping you*

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