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Around The World in Sixteen Challenges, Thursday
Anakin and Obi-Wan were in front of Portalocity again this morning. "We're going to stick with Europe today," Anakin told them, "and are going to increase the difficulty level."
Someone had taken Laura's critique of last week's class slightly personally. Sorry, everyone.
Obi-Wan sighed the sigh of someone who had had a full hour's argument over the previous party's ridiculous post-class demands and was mostly just glad Anakin had scrapped the flamethrowers from the equation. "Somewhat," he said, "at a normal and sensible pace."
He cleared his throat. "We are about to welcome you to a local festival called Oktoberfest," he said. "It appears to largely concern beverages we'd rather you not imbibe. Not that any of you would, of course."
The sarcasm was dripping, there.
"Because that would be wrong," Anakin agreed, nodding. "But mostly because none of you want detention for drinking alcohol during class. We're going to a country called Germany, which is...down and to the west of the country we were in last week."
"The festival also revolves around food," Obi-Wan continued, "Which is to say, we hope you have some expertise in the art of baking." He looked vaguely amused underneath all the facial hair. "As well as a healthy appetite."
Anakin smirked. "So get your costumes on--" he pointed to racks of lederhosen and dirndls that were not optional, "--and get ready to race."
"May the Force be with you," Obi-Wan said solemnly, bowed his head, and then turned around and walked into the portal.
Someone had taken Laura's critique of last week's class slightly personally. Sorry, everyone.
Obi-Wan sighed the sigh of someone who had had a full hour's argument over the previous party's ridiculous post-class demands and was mostly just glad Anakin had scrapped the flamethrowers from the equation. "Somewhat," he said, "at a normal and sensible pace."
He cleared his throat. "We are about to welcome you to a local festival called Oktoberfest," he said. "It appears to largely concern beverages we'd rather you not imbibe. Not that any of you would, of course."
The sarcasm was dripping, there.
"Because that would be wrong," Anakin agreed, nodding. "But mostly because none of you want detention for drinking alcohol during class. We're going to a country called Germany, which is...down and to the west of the country we were in last week."
"The festival also revolves around food," Obi-Wan continued, "Which is to say, we hope you have some expertise in the art of baking." He looked vaguely amused underneath all the facial hair. "As well as a healthy appetite."
Anakin smirked. "So get your costumes on--" he pointed to racks of lederhosen and dirndls that were not optional, "--and get ready to race."
"May the Force be with you," Obi-Wan said solemnly, bowed his head, and then turned around and walked into the portal.

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Listen to the Lecture
No, seriously. You have to wear it.
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And look hot.
He lacked fashion based shame, people.
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It also felt unfair to have a Portalocity-dependent class when she couldn't get home and her new boss was fine with her adding to a lawsuit against them.
Rey's life had gotten weird.
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Detour: Cake or Nest?
Don't complain. Obi-Wan had to negotiate for the cake option.
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Eggsy went with the climb, thank you.
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That said, she would tell anyone who asked, in no uncertain terms, that expecting her to bake that cake in the allotted time was utterly ridiculous. So climbing it was!
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She liked to deny it, but she knew the truth. So, she was going to climb. It wasn't so bad, although she could have used a warm-up. She made a mental note to warm up before class next time just in case.
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Road Block: Food or Drinks?
You can either opt to eat two (2) kilos of currywurst that has been provided to you by a nearby stand...
... or you must spend fifteen minutes tapping large steins of Weissbier for a very large mass of people currently congregating near the tap. One in four customers wants you to bring over beer for their entire five-person table, and they want it brought over, so get ready to play balance the beer steins!
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You offered a teenage boy food and beer, what did you think would happen, guys?
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Pit Stop!
Nobody gets any points if they guess whose idea that was.
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"Fucking love Oktoberfest."
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Talk to the Teachers
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Well, all right, one. It was not made of glass, and would thus hide any day drinking Anakin might drive him to, one of these weeks.
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1. Blue Sargent
2. Alex Mack
3. April
4. Kaylin Neya
5. Isabela
6. Rey
7. Laura Kinney
8. Cosette Fauchelevent
9. Nathan Byrn
10. Eggsy Unwin
11. Kira Yukimura
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