Defending Yourself Against Magic | Friday, period 2

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"Well, hello." Bob greeted them all with a smile that was equal parts grim and wicked. "I'm Hrothbert of Bainbridge. You can call me Sir, or Bob." There was a moment of narrow-eyed daring anyone to say anything about his name.

"In this class, you'll be learning how to defend yourself against magic. Spells, creatures, people using it, whatnot. If you didn't mean to be here, stay anyway. You can probably use it, particularly if you're the sort who can't even make it to the right room for class."

Yes, Bob still called it like he saw it.

"So, introductions, which I imagine you're all heartily sick of by now." His dismissive gesture said how much he cared about that. "What I'd like to know from you is your name, what sorts of magic your world has, what you're familiar with, and what, if any, you have experience in.

"Personally, I'm from Earth, Chicago of around six years ago at the moment. My world has an entire range of beings and magical forces, from dragons to vampires. Magic users - wizards and sorcerers - mostly do their best to keep other humans from being aware of them. I am a sorcerer. My specialities are magical constructs, enchantments, and necromancy. I'm also, since apparently you lot don't gossip near enough, a ghost. I've had well over a millennium to learn all sorts of things, and I've taught generations of wizards."

He eyed them all for a likely candidate, then sighed. "I'll need an assistant to fetch and carry; I'd appreciate volunteers. And introductions."

He waited.

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Sign in!

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Newly!

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Mabel Pines

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Ada Miller

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Cassandra Pentaghast

Introduce yourself!

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Name, class, sorts of magic you know and can do!

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"Hi! I'm Mabel Pines!" Which Bob, at least, already knew. Hi, Bob! Sorry you were going to have to deal with this crazy girl again. "I'm in my Freshman year, and I'm not a natural at magic or anything, but I've used it before a few times with the help of magical talismans and potions and things!"

Usually not with disastrous results!

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"Just to be sure," Bob said, "your brother is the one that raised the dead, not you?"

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[rhymeswithtable.livejournal.com]

"Right," Mabel confirmed. "And I specifically asked him not to."

For what Mabel had thought were pretty obvious reasons.

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[boneyard_girl]

"'M Ada Miller," Ada said, giving everyone a little wave. "Junior, and my world ain't got magic as far as I can tell, but 'm a tad sick of it screwing around with me here."

Christmas demons. That just wasn't kosher.

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"Good to see you're sensible about it," Bob said.

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[boneyard_girl]

"Are there people that ain't?" Ada was mildly appalled. "I mean, demons runnin' around deliberately tryin' to make people go mad wasn't exactly my cup of tea. But are there people that like when that happens?"

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"My name is Cassandra Pentaghast," said Cassandra, but she was lifting an eyebrow. "I am a junior, and-- you are a spirit and a mage?"

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Bob raised an eyebrow right back and wiggled his fingers through the table at her in a little wave.

"I can't actually perform more than illusion without a physical body," he clarified. "I am still, however, an excellent teacher of theory, and this room allows me to duplicate many spells for our purposes."

That was her concern, wasn't it?

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[seeks_truth]

"That is not my concern," Cassandra said sharply. "Are you hoping to find another mage to possess by doing this?"

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[not_a_moonie]

"I'm Alana and I'm a senior," the girl said. "I don't do magic at all. I'm here because my planet's in this really long-running war, and the other side does use spells and stuff. I figured it'd be good to know how to fend it off."

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"Only one side?" Bob asked. "Does your planet lack the skills, or is there a moral objection to magic?"

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[not_a_moonie]

"Lack of skills," Alana said, with a little shrug. "Far as I know, we just don't know how to do it. But I'm not exactly a magic expert."

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[halfaclink.livejournal.com]

"I'm Frank Doyle and I am a junior in class, but a senior in drinking ability," Frank raised a toast and drank. "I'm well acquainted with spirits, both in the obvious pun of alcohol and the obvious non-pun of ghosts and the like. I worked for a Church going from supernatural thing to supernatural thing taking care of whatever supernatural thing I might find, but we broke up. Anyway, I know enough to confidently coast through this class as inebriated as I always am."

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"What about not inebriated?" Wouldn't that be a better option?

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[halfaclink.livejournal.com]

"An interesting hypothetical! Here's another one: What if we had gills and held class underwater?" Frank asked.

Talk to Bob!

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He's here! And really could use a TA.

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[rhymeswithtable.livejournal.com]

So, there was Mabel, casually making her way over to Bob's desk with a big smile on her face.

"So... I hear you're in the market for a TA?"

Turn her away while you still can, Bob. Only tears can come of this.

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Oh, dear lord. Of all the students...

Maybe Cassandra would want to?

Bob's smile looked rather more like a grimace. "I take it you'd like to volunteer?"

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[rhymeswithtable.livejournal.com]

"I'd love to!" Mabel offered Bob a bright grin. "I can pick things up and carry them around with the best of them! And if it's too heavy for me, I can knit up some saddlebags for Waddles."

Which would mean the pig would potentially also be coming to class, but if he was acting as a pack animal, that was fine, right?

OOC!

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...I got nothin'.