Health- Monday- 3rd period

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"This is going to be our last class," Claire greeted everyone when they got to the classroom. "You've all been great, and hopefully you learned a thing or two, even if I hope you don't need to use it unless you work as a medical professional. For your final, you have to answer a few questions on what you've studied over this semester. Once you get that done, you're free to go."

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Re: Take the final

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1. Give them enough liquor to dull the pain, then make a sling out of something handy, like the bag we were carrying the alcohol in. Fortunately, the bottles in there won't last long. After all, we probably got a good start on it if somebody convinced me to go hiking in the woods.

2. Rest, Ice, Compression, Elevation. Although it seems like bad planning to have the "I" be the rest of the word. I suggest changing it to "I REC." And that's even more appropriate, whether "rec" is short for "recreate" - where you'd be lounging around anyway - or "recline" - which would be the same thing with elevation! Think about it.

3. Bad stress: Running out of liquor. Good stress: Having too much liquor to drink!

Extra Credit: That last answer was a lie. There's no such thing as too much liquor.