Speech, Tuesday, December 8, 2015 [4th period]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Josh was rocking his amazing Hanukkah sweater, okay? Okay. You wish your holiday sweater was this cool. Okay, probably not but shhhh.

He looked at his students and grinned. "Okay. Today's speech: pretend it's picture day and this--the sweater you're wearing right now-- is the outfit you're immortalized in. Explain your fashion choice to your hypothetical future children. And....go."

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Re: Explain your holiday sweater!

[gavegoodface]

"One side probably could, actually."

Re: Explain your holiday sweater!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Josh winced. "Please say it's not the side I'm supposed to be rooting for."

Re: Explain your holiday sweater!

[gavegoodface]

Face tapped his scar. "It's the side that never got the hang of don't shoot the hostage, so not really."

Re: Explain your holiday sweater!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Josh winced. "I've a scar like that on my chest," he said, "but from different guys who missed who they were aiming at."