Shop Class: [3/13]

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

As the student enter into the classroom they'll see that it looks like a normal shop room, except for what appears to be some strangely decorated tools

Mac is sitting on the edge of his desk with a small grin on his face. "Since you guys should all be refreshed from your week off of classes, today I thought I'd give you the biggest challenge ever. Today you will build... a spice rack. When using the tools Ms. Gilmore-Danes made for us, please make sure you take the hat off the hammer first. It's only there to keep it warm. Apparently."

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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John comes into his class, yawning and looking slightly disheveled. The spice rack immediately perplexes him. The tools make him think of meadows and potpourri and Martha Stewart.

He stares at them. They stare back. His spice rack making abilities suck. So, when he nails four pieces of wood to one flat piece of wood to form something of a box, he starts to think the tools are mocking him or something. He discards that and just stares at the tools some more.

They're almost hypnotic with their glitter and prettiness. He listens to him and starts working. Finally, after some time, he finishes his spice rack. (http://www.mini-house.com/fred46.jpg)

[nadiathesaint]

John's little spice people amuse Nadia greatly.

But then, the mood she's in, linolium probably amuses her greatly.

Hee. "Linolium." Dirty!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"I've named them," John says. "Rodney, Nico, Xander Jr, Herbert, Albert, and Baron Von Rooster." He points to each little spice person. "Linoleum? Are you okay there, Nadia?"

[nadiathesaint]

"I'm fine," Nadia answered in a sing-songy voice that went well with the spicey maraca dance she totally wasn't doing. If she wasn't careful, people would start to think she was on drugs.

Ooo, drugs.

"They're very nice spice people."

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John frowns but can't help the smile that breaks free.

"Are the spice people talking to you?"

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia considered being offended. . . . But that just didn't fit her current mood. So, with all due seriousness and earnestness, she tilted her head, opened her eyes very wide, and nodded.

"Yes. They are telling me to burn things."

Then she added a hypnotized lobster noise.

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

Mac made a note to have Nadia visit the counselor if he notice more strange behavior coming from her.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Sir," John says to Professor Macguyver, "please don't let her burn my spice rack."

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia blushed slightly. Okay, silliness over. Time for seriousness. "Sorry," she said, though she still couldn't get rid of her smile. "One of those days."

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

"Nadia, Please don't burn Yon's John's spice rack," MacGyver with his name spelled correctly OMG! said in a monotone voice and not looking up from his issue of Popular Mechanics.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John cries at his stupidy and apologizes omg nods. "Thank you, sir. Perhaps you'd like Nadia to play her spice rack for you? A song?"

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia shakes her spicey maracas with shy enthusiasm.

Too lazy to switch logins.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Ooooooh. My mind just went to a bad place.]

Re: Too lazy to switch logins.

[soldtoarmenians]

Xander batted at his ear. "Sir?" he said to Mac. "Do we have robo-bugs in here or something? Something keeps PINGing in my ear. It's really annoying."

Re: Too lazy to switch logins.

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

Mac listened carefully for a few seconds. "No... I'm afraid I don't hear anything Harris and we're not running anything holographic today."

Re: Too lazy to switch logins.

[soldtoarmenians]

"Huh. Must be my imagination."

OOC: MWAHAHAHAHA

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Re: Too lazy to switch logins.

[nadiathesaint]

[ooc: dirty!]

[soldtoarmenians]

"Please don't burn Xander, Jr.?" Xander adds, ZOMG not looking at his little sister shaking her spicey maracas!

In a low voice he says to John, "Xander Jr.? Do I want to know who his mother was? Somebody really short I assume."

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

"Nadia, please don't burn Xander Jr." Mac says in the same monotone voice.

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia sulked. "You're just not letting me have any fun." She made a sad lobster noise.

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

Mac gives Nadia a concerned look. "Nadia are you feeling okay? You keep making weird noises."

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"It's a good name," John replies. "Besides, it shows my undying love for you," he says with a laugh. "Xander Jr will carry on the bloodline!"

[soldtoarmenians]

"The bloodline of....paprika?"

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"You'd be remembered everytime someone made chicken," John points out.