http://whoisalicewhite.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] whoisalicewhite.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2015-11-24 12:06 am
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Teamwork Class, Period 1

[Class #13 - the Turkey Job]

There was -- a lot of food here.

Corn on the cob, turkey with trimmings, three kinds of stuffing, cranberry sauce, rolls, stir-fried vegetables, two salads, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, four kinds of pie….

“And a partridge and a pear tree!” Parker giggle-snorted. “No, that’s a joke, it’s from a song.”

"Because apparently there isn't enough emphasis on overeating this week in this country," Eliot said, sounding thoroughly exasperated. "Today you guys are having an eating contest."

Hardison, however, just looked proud of himself. "Careful not to overdo it too early on the carbs, yo," he told the class. "Ain't nobody winnin' if they fall asleep halfway through."

“I would have ruled at this game when I was in school,” Parker said thoughtfully. “So have fun with it! Consider it training for Thursday.”

"I'm trained in the heimlich," Eliot said. "Try not to make yourselves sick. This is a terrible idea."
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Edward Kenway
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Cosima Niehaus
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Kaylin Neya (who has new canon out today!)
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[personal profile] goforthe_optics 2015-11-24 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, Tali was just going to scan the food subtly to see if there was anything she could eat -- like if there were any dextro mashed potatoes, she could get those in through her mask filters somehow even if it would probably be hell on the filters.
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[personal profile] boneyard_girl 2015-11-24 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Ada came over by her teammate and shook her head. "Ain't no telling how much of this got gravy or some other meat-bits mixed in," she sighed. "Any of it dextro-safe for you?"

Go Team Dietary Restrictions! Maybe Vider could eat all the meat for them?
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[personal profile] vdistinctive 2015-11-24 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
Eliot had his hand pressed over his eyes as he wondered just how he'd gotten talked into this tremendous waste of food.

They weren't even going to taste it properly.
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[personal profile] geniuswithasmartphone 2015-11-24 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
Hardison was eating a delicious turkey sandwich. It wasn't as good as some turkey sandwiches he'd had in the past, but it was a lot less likely to get him dangled over a rooftop.
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[personal profile] geniuswithasmartphone 2015-11-24 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
I managed to read a hilarious Sailor Moon fanfic titled "As God As My Witness, I Thought Turkeys Could Fly." I laughed so hard my ribs hurt the first time I ever read it!