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vdistinctive ([personal profile] vdistinctive) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2015-09-29 12:24 am
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Competitive Teambuilding, Tuesday, period 1

Parker was singing some song about bunnies, bunnies, IT MUST BE BUNNIES under her breath. Eliot was giving her some very distinctive 'what the hell are you singing?' looks. And Hardison was just shaking his head while he played with the Danger Shop controls.

This class revolved around thieving and bunnies. Anyone wanna guess who had come up with it?

“Teamwork! Goals!” Parker held up a rabbit that was as fluffy and adorable as any meme on the internet. “BUNNIES.”

"You're saving them," Eliot explained. "From an evil magician."

An almost painfully smarmy magician in a top hat, playing with a deck of cards, snickered to himself in the corner. The look on Eliot's face when he spotted him was an almost indescribable mix of incredulity and hilarity, and he finally had to turn around and bury his face in his hands for a moment.

Hardison was having a difficult time keeping a straight face as well; okay, he wasn't managing it at all, but at least he was able to speak. Your teachers made their own fun, kids. "Of course, things ain't as easy as just sneakin' in an' sneakin' out."

"For one thing," Eliot said, having nearly regained his composure. "There're the guards." A few bog-standard security guards appeared, armed with nightsticks and walkie-talkies.

“And the maze of backstage flats and catwalks and wings to get through,” Parker said, pointing to various bits of scenery moving in what seemed to be a randomized pattern. The bunny wiggled its nose adorably at the onlookers.

"Let's not forget that the bunny is bein' held in an office, behind a locked door," Hardison added, pointing to a blue door in the distance beyond the maze of scenery. "The guards will be patrolin' the entire backstage, which means you'll have to find some way to keep the guards from spottin' you while you navigate the area an' as you find some way of breakin' into the office."

"You've got five minutes to plan. Then it's time to get to work."

“Whiskers and Floppers and Cottontail are depending on you guys.” Parker put the bunny into a hat, and made it vanish. “Go get ‘em!”

The magician snickered again and Eliot snorted, then tried to turn it into a cough. Unsuccessfully. "Man," he muttered to Hardison. "Tell me you're recordin' that."

"Like I'd pass this opportunity up for the world, yo."
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[personal profile] boneyard_girl 2015-09-29 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"Why do we have to go around?" Ada asked contemplatively once her other teammates arrived. She had the deck of Wicked Grace cards she'd borrowed from Isabela that she'd pulled out of her bag, and was shuffling them back-and-forth, arcing them between her hands. "I can get the key off him, no problem, so long as he's got it."

"Then we grab a few top hats and coats from backstage and walk straight up to the office. We're the plants and assistants for the night, and no one is gonna know otherwise."
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[personal profile] goforthe_optics 2015-09-29 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"I was thinking of broadcasting a fake message on the security guards' channel to draw them away, buy us some time," Tali offered. "I sort of stick out a lot, otherwise."

She considered the scenario for a moment or two longer.

". . . keelah, we're really trying to steal -- er, rescue -- a small fuzzy animal here, aren't we."
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[personal profile] boneyard_girl 2015-09-29 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"You stick out most places, but at a show? You could totally be part of the act," Ada assured her. "--But getting rid of the guards would be a big help."
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[personal profile] notamascot 2015-09-29 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Personally, Kaylin was in favor of just beating the crap out of the guards, breaking down the door, and heading off with the bunny. Why a bunny? Hers was not to reason why apparently.

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[identity profile] whoisalicewhite.livejournal.com 2015-09-29 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Parker was really very fond of those bunnies. She was going to want to keep one. But which one?

Stealing the Magician's deck of cards was just caviar on top of ice cream.
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[personal profile] geniuswithasmartphone 2015-09-29 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
Hardison was absolutely making sure to record this. Because it was too funny an opportunity to pass up!