Magical Bestiary | Tuesday, period 2

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The Danger Shop was set up like a pleasant room, sunlit polished wood all around. It was comfortable and just slightly dinged up. "Good morning," Bob greeted the students. He looked them over critically, noting the new faces. "This is the Magical Bestiary class, where we plan on learning all about a number of magical creatures - what sorts there are, what you can and should do if faced with them, and how to determine when you're faced with them."

He might have smirked just a little at that and hoped the returning students weren't of a mind to talk. Then again, Bob smirked a lot. When he wasn't scowling.

"This week is the week for introductions. In addition to your names, I should like to know what sorts of magical creatures, if any, you have experience with. If you've had friends among them, fought them, or what have you. To begin, my name for those of you who aren't aware is Hrothbert of Bainbridge. You may all call me Bob, or Sir if you're the formal type." He waved one hand dismissively. "I care less how you address me and more how you learn, since one is more likely to get you killed than the other."

Then the smirk was out in full force. "Although address me too disrespectfully, and I can and will make your life miserable." He went back to smiling pleasantly and pacing a bit. "My world is home to any number of creatures; I have personally encountered vampires, werewolves, ghosts, demons, dragons, natural spirits, and unfortunately even an old god or two. Before coming here," he clarified. "I've also lived with and taught any number of wizards and sorcerers."

He clapped his hands together. "So, names and prior experience, please. And Anders, assuming he's there, you'll be my TA again, if you've no objections?"

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Sign in!

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Magically!

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Dante

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Mabel Pines

Listen to the lecture!

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Or not, but Bob will judge you.

Re: Listen to the lecture!

[rhymeswithtable.livejournal.com]

Oh, Mabel was so psyched for this class! And not just because all the stuff that she'd seen in Gravity Falls was going to be pretty on-par with whatever Bob was going to talk about here.

It was just... kind of going to be nice to have somebody besides Dipper who knew about these things to talk to openly about it.

Re: Listen to the lecture!

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Kathy was not only listening, but had her notebook out just in case Bob mentioned anything useful during the lecture or introductions. It never hurt to be prepared.

Introduce yourself!

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Name, magical-creature experience, etc.!

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[rhymeswithtable.livejournal.com]

"I'm Mabel Pines," Mabel greeted the class cheerfully. "And I've had run-ins with all sorts of things. Gnomes, wax statues that were cursed to come to life, ghosts," not just you, Bob, "some kind of evil spirit made out of loser candy, a gremloblin, a merman," wistful sigh, "a shapeshifter, tiny little golf ball people..."

She paused to tick things off on her fingers.

"... Zombies, the god of love, evil video game spirits, a gigantic time baby... I guess the dinosaurs probably don't count... Aaaand a creepy triangular dream demon."

A beat.

"I think that's all."

She couldn't remember a lot of that summer, still. Just wait until she remembered the unicorn.

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"...Candy that lost things, or candy that losers like?" That was the first question, yes. There were others. So, so many others.

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[rebelseekspizza]

"My name is Dante," Dante said, sitting back and eyeing this guy up. "I've killed a lot of demons."

There. That should say enough.

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"What sorts of demons?" Bob asked. "What are they in your world? Any other magical creatures you know of?"

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"I'm Kathy Li, and the only experience I've had with magical creatures has been here," Kathy said when it was her turn. "There are some stories about a weird monster roaming Venice Beach back home, but since it supposedly stopped a shipment of drugs from coming in, I'm not sure it counts."

And even if it did, she'd never met it.

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"If it's magical, it absolutely counts," Bob said. "We're not only learning about the harmful things here; that would be Mr. Winchester's class in a few days. If you've got helpful creatures about, the thing to know is how to keep them helpful and happy."

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[not_every_mage]

"I'm Anders, and I'm happy to TA for Bob again," Anders said smoothly. "At home I knew a lot of mages, I've met some spirits and demons, and we've got some dragons though I can't say I've met one up close, thank the Maker. I also have some experience with other types of darkspawn, like ogres, genlocks, abominations and golem. And some people say there are werewolves in the Brecilian Forest. Can't say if it's true for sure or not, but I'd believe it."

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"Lovely!" Bob said, beaming at him. "And believe me, dragons are definitely no fun. Very little sense of humour, too, from the few I've met."

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[cracksmostly]

Oh no, they had to introduce themselves to the class? This would have been a lot more uncomfortable than it could have been if she didn't already know a couple of people here.

"Hello," Merrill said, waving one hand in a vague gesture of greeting. "I'm Merrill, and I was just living in the Brecilian Forest, but I haven't met any werewolves there."

The same could not be said of other Dalish clans, but they only talked to each other once every decade or so.

"But we've dealt with sylvans a time or two -- that's when a demon or a spirit possesses a tree. The occasional spirit . . . oh! We came across some dragonlings before, but not a grown dragon. Or a griffon." She looked a little bit wistful at that. "I always wanted a griffon."

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"Ah, you're from Anders' world, then?" Bob asked. "I must say, a griffon is something I've never met. Are you a mage as well?"

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Kathy gave Merrill a small wave back after Professor Bob had moved on. She'd done a great job!

Also hello!

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[notamascot]

"I'm Kaylin Neya," she said, looking a bit uncertain. "I have unfortunately had to deal with some of the Imperial mages, but not any of the Arcanum. But magical creatures? I guess you could consider dragons magical, but I thought mostly they just did magic, so I'm not sure about the other races of Elantra. As for the other creatures you mentioned I've only heard of ghosts and gods and I don't know anyone who's ever seen either."

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"I'm Blue Sargent," Blue said, "and I've only encountered magical creatures here on the island, but that doesn't mean I'm ruling them out at home."

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[justwantedfriends]

"I'm Kira Yukimura, and most of my experience has been here in Fandom. We don't exactly have teal deer where I'm from." After a moment, she added, "Also, I may count as a magical creature, since I'm a kitsune."

Yeah, admitting that was still weird.

Talk to Bob!

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He's not going anywhere...

Talk to the TA!

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If Anders accepts. Otherwise, feel free to raise your hand and volunteer!

Re: Talk to the TA!

[not_every_mage]

Anders had indeed accepted, and was keenly listening to what the other students had to share.

OOC!

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Bed time!