Health- Monday- 3rd period

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Health was taking place in a normal classroom, because everyone here might be used to crazy but Claire was from somewhere (mostly) normal and also she had no idea how to work the Danger Shop. And on a table in the back was an array of supplies. She'd get to that.

"Morning, guys, and welcome to Health. I'm... Ms. Temple, I guess," Claire said, and it was probably pretty obvious that was weird, "and in real life, I'm an ER nurse in New York. But for now I'm here, and giving you guys and education. While we're here, we're going to be learning about some basic first aid, along with some nutrition and mental health and drug education. If there's anything you're not comfortable with, just tell me. You don't have to tell me why. But for now, since it's the first week and I know none of you and I know people here are from different places, I want you to tell me who you are and where you come from, and then we're going to get to an activity."

Comments

Re: Explain yourselves

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"That's... am I being punked?" Claire wondered.

Re: Explain yourselves

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"Anything's possible. But since that term is lost on me, I'm betting I'm not behind it," Frank declared.

Re: Explain yourselves

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"Pretty sure you're not allowed to have liquor in class," Claire told him. This was... really? She was doing this today?

Re: Explain yourselves

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"You'd think that, but I have a note from my Advanced Mixology (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1CcH3OjwqMFwOD2VBJ2dUFMRa8IFawhr_PzEY8BsHUjQ/edit#gid=0) class saying that it's okay," Frank said, pulling it out of his inside jacket pocket.

It was a real class! And all he had to do to get the note was bribe HAL 9000 with a great martini! Or possibly just ask for it since HAL was a computer and Frank drank the drink. Probably the second thing, come to think of it.