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fandomhigh2015-08-10 12:44 pm
saddeserthermit) wrote in fandomhigh2015-08-10 12:44 pm
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Etiquette, Monday
You would have to pardon Obi-Wan if he looked a little exhausted this morning. This class had not exactly worked wonders on his habit of expecting the worst. But he was resigned it, and so lo, on the last day of it, he brought the class into a simulated dining room, hoping beyond hope last week's quiet would stretch out to this week's class.
"We have not exactly had the chance to study proper etiquette this semester, for which I apologize," he said, harried. "So my exam will be a simple one. These people--" He waved at several NPCs sitting along the table, "--Are at a dinner party. So are you. Dinner will be served soon. You will conduct yourself politely throughout, no matter what happens. Begin."
Various foodstuffs popped up on the plates. They were normal. There was that, at least.
"We have not exactly had the chance to study proper etiquette this semester, for which I apologize," he said, harried. "So my exam will be a simple one. These people--" He waved at several NPCs sitting along the table, "--Are at a dinner party. So are you. Dinner will be served soon. You will conduct yourself politely throughout, no matter what happens. Begin."
Various foodstuffs popped up on the plates. They were normal. There was that, at least.
The 40-Something With The Wine
"--And I was like, oh em gee, totally! Did you like see all the blood coming out of his face? Now that's a party! Hey, have you ever heard of this fantastic Canadian-artist?"
This woman is in the process of losing all of her dignity, as she climbs onto the table to sing a rendition of Avril Lavigne's classic, 'Sk8er Boi'.
Re: The 40-Something With The Wine
Kathy shoved a chunk of dinner roll in the woman's mouth as she dashed across the table, a trio of gremlins hot on her heels. "You're welcome!" she called, because, see, manners!