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Conspiracy Theories - Period 2, Wednesday

The teacher today was back in his armor. Because the weird alien invasion just made all his paranoia have something firm to grasp onto.

Damn aliens.

"Last week we were going to cover the Kennedy Assassination, but that was interrupted by people being abducted." Yes, he sounded very upset about the abductions. And only half because he had to cancel his class. "So, today we'll be watching one of the fifty movies about this subject."

He was giving people a break. Because he was nice like that.

"After that, Johnny will be presenting his conspiracy of choice." And so help him if it was about his own murder...

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Paranoid!

Jasper Dent

Garik Loran

Lottie Grote

Johnny Storm

Anders

Eric Bittle

Who didn't love a movie day?

Jasper was good with a movie day. He was really too tired to concentrate on anything more than moving pictures onf a screen.

When he pings in.

"One of the biggest conspiracy theories of all time is the lost city of Atlantis," Johnny said. He held up a remote device that projected a picture of the city at the bottom of the ocean. "It was supposedly a city with a society advanced far beyond ours that suddenly disappeared, by most accounts sinking to the bottom of the ocean. It's kind of Greek, but more so, and the people who lived there either died or became mermaids or something. Nobody really knows what happened to Atlantis, or its sister city of Lemuria, and their fates will be unknown to everyone forever."

Johnny hung his head somberly, and then suddenly brought it up with a smile. "Just kidding, I totally know. You see, my mom is the world's biggest Atlantis researcher, to the point where she even faked her death so she could research it undisturbed. And yeah, that's totally messed up, no need to tell me. But that's not the MOST messed up thing about Atlantis."

"So, Atlantis and Lemuria got into a fight, okay? And Lemuria was home of the Tan-Ed-Rul, which is this mystical seven-bodied demon thing that apparently inspired the myth of the Hydra and just wants to reproduce like crazy so it can take over the world," Johnny explained with an eyeroll. "So these Tan-Ed-Rul things reproduce asexually, creating massive energy burst when they hatch, and that's what brought down both cities. Everyone died except for one hydra thing and one Atlantean, who was entombed and held in stasis for centuries. That guy's name is Namor, and he's either their last king or their last criminal, but either way he's a massive tool."

"Namor can control waves, fly with these dainty little foot wings, he's super strong, and is just generally a pain in all kinds of butts, and he was willing to threaten all of New York to make out with my sister. Seriously, I never want to stop punching his stupid face for 18 different reasons," Johnny said. "He's kind of doing his own thing at this point, far, far away from my sister."

"So, in short, Atlantis is real, it was blown up by monsters, the last guy who lives there really should be shamed on the internet because douchebag. Any questions?"

The teacher was there. And so glad he didn't relax enough to get abducted.

Lottie was there, too. And possibly glad she was too relaxed to get abducted. . . .

I have Shoop stuck in my head.

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