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Conspiracy Theories - Period 2, Wednesday

So, it was raining maple syrup. That was a thing that was happening.

Awesome.

That would be why the teacher was looking a bit sticky and annoyed at the front of the class. You could actually tell he was annoyed because he wasn't wearing his armor for once. Because it was covered in maple syrup.

"Welcome to class." You brave souls who went out in this weather. "You can call me Washington, I'll apparently be your teacher for Conspiracy Theories."

Again. Awesome.

"If anyone has a theory about the weather, I'd love to hear it." He shook his head, making a face at being sticky as he moved. "Tell me your names and what you want to learn here while the rain hopefully dies down before it kills off the local plants and wildlife."

Wash was a giant buzzkillington about these things.

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"Oh? Are you perhaps a high-ranking Canadian official?"

"Then you can present it to the class," Wash replied. "See if they can help you make headway on it."

"Yes. Agent Washington was just a clever fake out. I'm actually Canadian."

"Well then you should already know all about the secret plan to annex the United States."

Wash, no.

"I might just do that," Face said.

Face, no.

This could only end in a stress ulcer and possibly detention.

"I'll work out a time for it then."

"You're insane." In case she didn't know that.

"It's been said," Lottie agreed. "But you're the one who's teachin conspiracy theories."

"Not by choice." That probably didn't help at all.

"Sooooo what you're sayin is that YOU YOURSELF are an object lesson in conspiracies."

Anders

"I'm Anders," Anders said, resisting the urge to touch his maple-scented hair. "And I'm interested in everything about conspiracy theories, I suppose. I have a few of my own and I'd like to discuss some others."

The government actually wasout to get him,you see.

"More than you know." Because that wasn't weird or cryptic.

He should start a club! It would be paranoid and there would be snacks.

Wash glanced over at Face for a moment. "If you want to share, we can have some time in a future class for you to talk about it."

"Our church at home imprisons people with powers for life with no cause," Anders said -- which certainly would have earned a strong disagreement from Cassandra, were she there. "I'd love to talk about it."

"That does seem... wrong. Yes." And like a think the government or military would do if threatened.

Sadly.

"Where are you from exactly?"

"A country called Ferelden," Anders said. "But they do it in almost all of Thedas."

"None of which I know anything about." Oh thank god. He was worried, he'd had a mission doing something like that in the past.

"I suppose that would make you a decent candidate for teaching the subjeck," Lottie noted.

"Thanks. I think." He was going to accept all the praise he could, let's be real. "I don't suppose you'd be interested in being a teaching assistant."

Lottie gave this the serious consideration it deserved. "Do I get to lord my power over other students?"

"...I suppose."

Lottie celebrated this new found power in the traditional manner of her people: jumping up on the nearest sturdy looking elevated flat surface, which in this case was Wash's desk, and doing a little celebratory song and dance.

Two years ago, realizing she'd done this would have made her terrible embarrassed, but she'd grown as a person since then, and gave no shits.

Wash immediately regretted this decision. Immediately.

"Oh god, you've got to be kidding me."

Lottie finished her dance and stepped back down to the floor with great dignity. "There's nothing wrong with bringing a little celebration to your day."

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