Advanced Criminal Justice, Class 16: Quiz 2, Period 1, 03.01.06

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[OOC: Same story as usual with quizzes: get it done by the next class. And, hey, the next class is a week and a half away. Slowplay yay. Oh, and no, I don't expect "Talk to Professor Tick" as an answer to #1. I personally think that should be Step 5. And I know how to spell "should." It has a "u." Shut up. Class Info Post.]

The Tick was at the front of the class holding some paper.

"Hello, class! If you'll look at the front of the room, you'll see your midterm an essay grades posted except not just yet in terms of the midterm grades. Very good work by most of you. Others amongst you are being hurt by spotty attendance. Please nip that problem in the bud, chums!"

"Anyway, today we're having a pop quiz. It hopefully won't take you the full period to get through, so you can have some time to yourselves heading into break."

"For those of you going away next week, I wish you safe passage and a good time! For those of you sticking around, I wish you a lack of invading monsters."

"And, Logan? I understand you're doing your makeup assignment tomorrow, correct? Have fun with that!"

"Okay, class, get to work!"

1. If you were planning on making a vigilante strike against the forces of evil, what would be the first two steps of your plan? Please assume this to be a general plan that can be used in a variety of situations.

2. Please describe how you would serve Justice when equipped with a team of any four of the following animals: a stickbug, a seahorse, a puffin, a puppy, a tiny elephant, a meerkat, a marmoset, and a giraffe.

3. Write a metaphor about the Camera of Justice.

EC. Answer #2 with 6 animals for 1 EC point. All 8 animals will earn you +2 EC.

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Re: Take the Quiz [Class 16]

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1. First, I would do a bit of research on the subject -- their powers, defenses, location, security systems, armed guards, etc. Second, I would assess my own strengths in terms of my team members' abilities and how they might be used against the evil's weaknesses.

2. First I would use the puppy to distract any Evildoers, because not even Evil can resist Teh Cute of a puppy. I would use the meerkat as a lookout, always attentive to the cause of Justice. The giraffe would also make a good look-out. In fact, I'd put the meerkat on the giraffe's head, and have a team that could spot Evil coming from miles and miles away.

Then I'd use the tiny elephant as my secret weapon to fight inflation to intimidate and/or subdue any evildoers.

3. The Camera of Justice is a Polaroid, recording the Images of Truth Quickly and Developing them as a Superhero waits. It is neither an old film camera which would require Justice to wait weeks for Processing, allowing the Innocent to wait in jail and the Guilty to escape. Nor is it a digital camera that can be easily manipulated by the Computer of Subjectivity into showing whatever you want it to.

Apparently Vala's been studying the history of photography. Shut up!

EC.
Along with my lookout team of a meerkat on a giraffe's head, the distraction factor of the zomg!cute puppy, and the secret, yet powerful weapon of the tiny elephant, I would use the marmoset as an extra set of back-up hands, to assist the superhero as a handy primate sidekick.

In the criminal justice system, ocean-based offenses are considered especially heinous. In my metaphor, the dedicated seahorses who investigate these watery felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Extra Credit Unit. These are their stories. *Chung!Chung!*

Since puffins can't fly worth a damn and insect crimes are actually quite rare and difficult to prosecute, I would use the puffin and the stickbug as valiant and expendable missiles with which to bring down recalcitrant evildoers!

Vala looked smug when handing in her quiz.