http://bugofjustice.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-03-02 06:39 am

Advanced Criminal Justice, Class 16: Quiz 2, Period 1, 03.01.06

[OOC: Same story as usual with quizzes: get it done by the next class. And, hey, the next class is a week and a half away. Slowplay yay. Oh, and no, I don't expect "Talk to Professor Tick" as an answer to #1. I personally think that should be Step 5. And I know how to spell "should." It has a "u." Shut up. Class Info Post.]

The Tick was at the front of the class holding some paper.

"Hello, class! If you'll look at the front of the room, you'll see your midterm an essay grades posted except not just yet in terms of the midterm grades. Very good work by most of you. Others amongst you are being hurt by spotty attendance. Please nip that problem in the bud, chums!"

"Anyway, today we're having a pop quiz. It hopefully won't take you the full period to get through, so you can have some time to yourselves heading into break."

"For those of you going away next week, I wish you safe passage and a good time! For those of you sticking around, I wish you a lack of invading monsters."

"And, Logan? I understand you're doing your makeup assignment tomorrow, correct? Have fun with that!"

"Okay, class, get to work!"

1. If you were planning on making a vigilante strike against the forces of evil, what would be the first two steps of your plan? Please assume this to be a general plan that can be used in a variety of situations.

2. Please describe how you would serve Justice when equipped with a team of any four of the following animals: a stickbug, a seahorse, a puffin, a puppy, a tiny elephant, a meerkat, a marmoset, and a giraffe.

3. Write a metaphor about the Camera of Justice.

EC. Answer #2 with 6 animals for 1 EC point. All 8 animals will earn you +2 EC.
fates_jaye: (cuteness!)

Re: Take the Quiz [Class 16]

[personal profile] fates_jaye 2006-03-02 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
1. First. Tell the damn animals to shut up.
First. Tell Mr. Professor The Tick, or another adult I trust. Because seriously. You don't want me doing anything with this. Worlds would end.
Second. Depending on what kind of evil it is, I might just try popping their bubbles. Not dirty.

2. The stickbugs are definitely for throwing. The puffin would make people go "awwww!" and be distracting. A seahorse might scare more easily freaked weirdos, a meerkat would might distract in that people might randomly burst out into songs from The Tiger Prince. A giraffe (large) is tall and intimidating, or (small) cute and awwww-inducing. Marmosets get into everything, so they can do the dirty work, and a tiny elephant can be used in a "hey, cooperate or I do something bad, just look what I did to this elephant!" sort of way. And depending on what kind of puppy, maybe they could bite them. The puppy biting. Not the puppy getting bitten. That would just be wrong.

3. Justice is a camera, taking snapshots of society. Sometimes you end up with a clear, perfect picture, and other times you end up with something overdeveloped and crappy, with someone's thumb on part of the lens cap.