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saddeserthermit ([personal profile] saddeserthermit) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2015-05-13 03:30 pm
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Pointy End AWAY From You, Wednesday

Class met in the Danger Shop today, largely on Obi-Wan's insistence: he had no interest in seeing anyone hurt using weapons that might be unfamiliar to them.

Laid out on a table at the front of the shop were several smaller bladed weapons, knives primarily.

"Today, we'll begin with a fairly simple weapon," he said. "Many of you might have held a knife at least once in your life."

"And not just for cutting up nerf in a fancy restaurant," Anakin added. "Knives are versatile and easy to conceal. They can be used as a mid-range and a close range weapon, or as a boredom alleviation tool, if you get good at flipping it."

ANAKIN.

Obi-Wan rolled his eyes. "Do not start flipping knives," he said. "This man is also an expert in the realm of accidentally causing himself harm." COUGH. "Knives give you an edge in an encounter with a bare-handed fighter, but they are not toys. They are lethal weapons, and they can both harm and kill. Keep this in mind, both if you use one, or if you find yourself facing an opponent wielding one. Do not, for instance, attempt to grapple with a thusly-armed opponent, because you will be killed."

Anakin gave Obi-Wan a sour look because SOME OF THOSE harms had been on purpose from Obi-Wan. Jerk. (The fact that Anakin had been evil at the time was completely beside the point.) He then settled into a ready position. "We'll walk you through disarming a knife-wielding opponent, and how to win if you're both armed. If you're armed and they aren't...well, we don't really want to know why you're starting a fight."

"Before Anakin shows you the actual disarming technique," Obi-Wan said, picking up a knife and sliding into a ready position himself, "I should note that the absolute best way to avoid getting struck with a knife is simply to run away. There are very few situations in which running is not an option. That being said..."

He struck out at Anakin.

Anakin reached out, right hand at Obi-Wan's windpipe, almost faster than thought.

Obi-Wan's knife-hand kept going, but he was clearly slightly off-balance now.

Anakin moved to smack Obi-Wan in the forearm hard enough to make him drop the knife.

And the knife dropped.

"Don't think this is easy," Obi-Wan said, pulling his arm away. "It may look it, because we are used to it. But pulling off this maneuver is complicated, and reliant on some measure of luck. Again, run away, if you at all can."

Anakin nodded. "And be careful. I know what I'm doing, which is why Obi-Wan doesn't have a broken forearm or a slashed neck, but do this at half or quarter speed until you figure out the rhythm, okay?" He clapped his hands and a half-dozen knife-wielding holograms (that looked remarkably like Obi-Wan with a terrible mullet) appeared before the students. "We'll be walking around to correct your technique if you need it."

"And after that, we'll progress onward to actual knife-fighting techniques," Obi-Wan said lightly. "But we felt teaching you how to get out of a knife-fight was rather more important."
tigerundercover: (blonde - pleased)

Re: Practice Disarmament

[personal profile] tigerundercover 2015-05-15 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
"Nothing," Raven said. "I have a five day weekend, this session."
spin_kick_snap: Kang Min Kyung as Kathy/Banzai (Oh ho ho! Laugh)

Re: Practice Disarmament

[personal profile] spin_kick_snap 2015-05-15 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Kathy whistled. "And I was impressed by my three day," she said. "Revengers movie marathon?"
tigerundercover: (blonde - pleased)

Re: Practice Disarmament

[personal profile] tigerundercover 2015-05-15 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
And Raven only took one class a day.

"I'll bring the popcorn."
spin_kick_snap: Kang Min Kyung as Kathy/Banzai (Bouncing)

Re: Practice Disarmament

[personal profile] spin_kick_snap 2015-05-15 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Kathy just didn't understand how you could do these things, Raven!

"I'll bring the soda." And, y'know, the movies. Obtained totally legally, of course. Superheroes didn't torrent! "Meet up after lunch and we'll go till...whenever we're done, I guess!"

She was bouncing a little again. It happened when she got excited.
tigerundercover: (blonde - sexified)

Re: Practice Disarmament

[personal profile] tigerundercover 2015-05-15 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Raven grinned. "It's a date." Then blinked. "Um. Not a date-date. But -- you know what I mean."
spin_kick_snap: Kang Min Kyung as Kathy/Banzai (Mischief Face Smirk)

Re: Practice Disarmament

[personal profile] spin_kick_snap 2015-05-15 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Kathy pouted at Raven. "I see how it is," she teased. "Just rub it in. Fine."
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Re: Practice Disarmament

[personal profile] tigerundercover 2015-05-15 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Raven blinked. "Rub what in?"
spin_kick_snap: Kang Min Kyung as Kathy/Banzai (Talking and Laughing)

Re: Practice Disarmament

[personal profile] spin_kick_snap 2015-05-15 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
"That it's not a date-date," Kathy said.
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Re: Practice Disarmament

[personal profile] tigerundercover 2015-05-15 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
"But you don't --" Raven said, suddenly flustered. "Do you want it to be?"
spin_kick_snap: Kang Min Kyung as Kathy/Banzai (Hair Tuck Ear 4 (Downcast))

Re: Practice Disarmament

[personal profile] spin_kick_snap 2015-05-15 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Kathy instantly felt guilty for teasing. "No, no, I'm just messing around," she assured Raven. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you worry."

Besides, she didn't want to get in the way of the epic relationship that would be Raven and Jalian when they finally figured themselves out.

"I don't what?" she asked, tilting her head to the side. "What were going to say? Can I ask?"
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Re: Practice Disarmament

[personal profile] tigerundercover 2015-05-15 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Raven shrugged, embarrassed. "You don't really seem like you're into girls," she said. "Not, you know, for dating."
spin_kick_snap: Kang Min Kyung as Kathy/Banzai (Head Bowed)

Re: Practice Disarmament

[personal profile] spin_kick_snap 2015-05-15 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh," Kathy said, blushing a bit, too. "Sorry, no, I'm generally not?" Though pollen week was usually an exception, especially since the girls on the island were super hot. Much like the guys. Basically, this entire island was full of people who were unfairly attractive. "But I'm not the kind of person who freaks out at the idea of it, either. If it helps any, I would have said the same thing to, like, Anders if he'd assured me it wasn't a date-date."
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[personal profile] tigerundercover 2015-05-15 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
"No! I didn't think you would be." Raven kind of assumed everyone in the future was totally fine with homosexuality, actually, but her perspective was pretty limited. "I just -- well, I totally wouldn't mind dating you, if you were into it. So you caught me by surprise."
spin_kick_snap: Kang Min Kyung as Kathy/Banzai (Hair Over Shoulder Shy)

Re: Practice Disarmament

[personal profile] spin_kick_snap 2015-05-15 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Raven, honey, no. Kathy was going to hold you close and protect you from finding out how horrible the world was still.

"Oh!" Kathy couldn't help but smile at that anyway. What? It was always nice to hear that someone liked you enough to consider you dateable! Even the thing that she had going on with Ezra, she wasn't foolish enough to think that it was actually dating. "Well, thanks. That's really awesome of you to say. And--I hope it's not rude or stupid to say that if I liked girls, I'd probably be really into you, too?" It seemed like a cop out, almost, but hopefully Raven would understand she didn't mean it that way.
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Re: Practice Disarmament

[personal profile] tigerundercover 2015-05-15 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
"Of course you would," Raven said. "I'm amazing."
spin_kick_snap: Kang Min Kyung as Kathy/Banzai (Confident (White Dress Smile))

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[personal profile] spin_kick_snap 2015-05-15 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
"Heck yeah you are. Why do you think I wanted to be friends? You're really cool." Beat. "Even if you refuse to read an anatomy book so you can shift into even cooler animals."
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Re: Practice Disarmament

[personal profile] tigerundercover 2015-05-15 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
"Anatomy books are boring!" Raven protested. "Can't I watch a bunch of nature documentaries instead?"
spin_kick_snap: Kang Min Kyung as Kathy/Banzai (Fallen)

Re: Practice Disarmament

[personal profile] spin_kick_snap 2015-05-15 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Kathy just grinned at her. "I'll get you to read one, somehow. You'll see."

And then her hologram opponent got back up and tried to knock her down, sending her into a controlled tumble.

"Friday, then?"
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Re: Practice Disarmament

[personal profile] tigerundercover 2015-05-15 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"Friday," Raven confirmed.