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sharp_as_knives ([personal profile] sharp_as_knives) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2015-05-04 10:11 am
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International Cuisine | Monday, first period

"Good morning, ladies," Hannibal greeted his class. "Since we are at the very first class this term, if you're new, you should know that it's the day for introductions. And you won't have had time to get sick of them yet." He grinned.

"For those of you who haven't met me, I am Doctor Hannibal Lecter. Introductions in my class are as much a matter of necessity as tradition - we will be experiencing new things, and it is vitally important I know if there are things that I should be keeping from you. So. I would like for you to each give us your name and where you're from, but also any things you may be allergic to, and any foods you can't or won't eat. Also, I would like to hear if there are any particular foods or cuisines you would be interested in trying."

He spread his hands. "We have no formal syllabus this term, and there will be no grading. There is only one rule - you must be respectful. If you find a food distasteful, you needn't eat it. But you will refrain from calling it disgusting, or showing disrespect to those serving it to you. So long as you adhere to that rule, you will pass. If there are any requirements for individual trips, I will let you know prior to that day by e-mail. We won't be going anywhere this week, so please enjoy what I've made." He gestured at the food.

"Also - I have no assistant as of yet. If you would be interested, please let me know." He waved at the first girl to begin.

[Please wait for OCD - LJ is being stupid. Up!]

Re: Introduce yourself!

[identity profile] likes-ducklings.livejournal.com 2015-05-04 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"If you had seen someone with more hair than me," Rapunzel giggled, twining a lock of said hair between her fingers, "I think I'd kind of have to meet them. I mean, not to brag or anything. I just have, like, a lot of hair for most people."
bestatmystery: (mouth rub)

Re: Introduce yourself!

[personal profile] bestatmystery 2015-05-04 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"You must have the fittest arms," Lottie mused. Her theory of hair care was "brush until your arms hurt", but she was reasonably certain you'd have to go well past that just to make sure you got all of Rapunzel's.

Re: Introduce yourself!

[identity profile] likes-ducklings.livejournal.com 2015-05-04 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"They're just regular," Rapunzel assured her, flexing her right arm like she'd seen people on TV and stuff do. (The puffed sleeve added a lot, really.) "I think my neck might be really strong, though! I've never been in a neck-strength-measuring contest but I bet I'd win if that was a thing."
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Re: Introduce yourself!

[personal profile] bestatmystery 2015-05-04 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"Like on the telly, when the big beefer drags a bus with his teeth!" Lottie frowned. "Though maybe that's more teeth strength."