School Auditorium: MSND rehearsal (4-7 PM FHT)

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

There are snacks and assorted beverages on a table to the side, and the house lights are up.

The stage lighting is still a little beyond Rory, so the simple overhead fluorescents will have to do for the day.

And by the door, there's a sign-in sheet.

Actors? Your stage awaits.

[If you comment before my OCD threads are up, I'll get Callisto to burninate you. OCD is up! Comment away! And here is a helpful link to the full text of the play, and here is the cast list, which will be a bit revised today, yes.]

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Re: SCENE I. The wood. TITANIA lying asleep.

[soldtoarmenians]

Xander could possibly be forgiven for a momentary lapse into silence as he tried to picture, and then tried not to picture, then tried to picture, then tried not to picture, then decided he really hoped it would be ok to bribe the mallet-man living in the bump on his skull with alcohol soon.

"Um? Oh, ouchie. Crazy evil robot attack."

Re: SCENE I. The wood. TITANIA lying asleep.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Of course it was." Parker shook her head. "I heard on the radio. Are you mostly okay? I hope?" Her smile widened. "You don't have a problem with me climbing around on you?"

Sometimes, you make your own fun.

Lee pays Cash!

Re: SCENE I. The wood. TITANIA lying asleep.

[soldtoarmenians]

"Not unless you're planning on climbing around on my face," Xander answered, pointing to his scratches.

Sometimes you're unaware of other people's fun, and sometimes you're not. Sometimes you stifle a smirk and don't let on which is which.

"Or my finger," he added, holding up a bandaged little finger. "Other than that, I'll live."

Re: SCENE I. The wood. TITANIA lying asleep.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker is rarely unaware of other people's fun, though.

"Definitely a dog collar. With choke chain." She smiled sweetly. "Glad to hear you're okay, though. How's that TV-mind-control working out for you? 'Freaked out'anyone lately?"

Re: SCENE I. The wood. TITANIA lying asleep.

[soldtoarmenians]

Xander stuck his tongue out at her. "I made robots explode by tuning them in to a Rob Thomas video. I win."

Re: SCENE I. The wood. TITANIA lying asleep.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker chortled. "You completely do. Just remember who's left lying in the meadow at the end of this play." She looked considering. "Unless you want to join the revolution, and stay with Titania?"

Re: SCENE I. The wood. TITANIA lying asleep.

[soldtoarmenians]

"I don't know -- do I still get my head out of my ass by the end of the show if I choose what's behind Door Number 2?"

Re: SCENE I. The wood. TITANIA lying asleep.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Of course! We can't have jackass courtiers! We only take the best and brightest as Our minions!" Parker laid back on the chairs again, and crossed her legs, putting her hands behind her head. "You can join Helena in taking out Oberon's extra henchmen, and returning Oberon to Us in a nice collar for the injury he did Our person. Works for you?"

Re: SCENE I. The wood. TITANIA lying asleep.

[soldtoarmenians]

"I get to put Lee in a collar?" Xander coughed. "Um. Have to put Lee in a collar?"

Re: SCENE I. The wood. TITANIA lying asleep.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker batted her lashes at him, then winked. "We order it. Do you wish to be our henchman, we crave this boon, sirrah. Hast thou some objection to the task?"

Re: SCENE I. The wood. TITANIA lying asleep.

[soldtoarmenians]

"Well, maybe; it's kind of mean to want to leer laugh at Lee Adama in bondage gear, right? But it's for art, so..."

Re: SCENE I. The wood. TITANIA lying asleep.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Exactly," Parker purred. "And you shall be most greatly rewarded." She grinned. "And besides, he is Our husband. He knew We were like this when We got married."

And if she's thinking of something *else* when she says that, well. It's not like Xander's going to tackle Lee and put a spiked collar on him. Damnit.

Re: SCENE I. The wood. TITANIA lying asleep.

[soldtoarmenians]

Xander snickered. "Really? Because you're usually so shy about stuff; I'd never have guessed."

Re: SCENE I. The wood. TITANIA lying asleep.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker sniffed haughtily and closed her eyes. "Off with your head. Both of them. Flee our wrath, or bring us the body of Lee Adama. Your choice."

Re: SCENE I. The wood. TITANIA lying asleep.

[soldtoarmenians]

"I choose to believe the second head you're referring to is the jackass one," Xander told her.

Re: SCENE I. The wood. TITANIA lying asleep.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"That doesn't really narrow it down, Xander." Parker's got her eyes closed, and maybe she's smiling an evil smile. "If I'm taking out two of them, well." She opened one eye. "Oberon in leather, flight, or mutilation. I would think it an obvious course, sirrah."

Re: SCENE I. The wood. TITANIA lying asleep.

[soldtoarmenians]

"The fleeing? Possibly, yes."

Re: SCENE I. The wood. TITANIA lying asleep.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker snickered. "You're a lot smarter than people give you credit for, Bottom. Now. Sing me a Shakespearean song, so I can wake up and be a blithering idiot over you."

Re: SCENE I. The wood. TITANIA lying asleep.

[soldtoarmenians]

"I hear and obey, your Royal Pai-- Highness."