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How to Develop a Personal Style [Tuesday]
"Hats!"
No, that wasn't your regular teacher, kids. And it wasn't your teacher as a man either though Hatter would think she couldn't have done better than looking like him, if she got that lucky. No, that was Hatter, your teacher for the day!
"Oh right, introductions," he said with sudden realization. "I'm Hatter and your dear sweet gem of a professor asked me to come by and teach you all about the wonderful fashion staple that is hats. Hats are for everyone! Now, I'm sure you're saying that I'm wrong, that your hat looks enormous in a hat and to that I say, you just haven't found the right hat yet!"
He was passionate about this, if you couldn't tell.
"For instance, my hat!" He held it for all to see and then promptly tossed it up into the air, let it flip around and then land easily on his head. "This hat looks amazing on me. It's not too big, it's not too small. It doesn't completely cover my eyes or draw attention to anything on my face. Not that there's anything unfortunate there."
Of course not!
"It provides some shade for the sun and gives me something to tip at pretty ladies as I walk," he continued. "What you want to look for in a hat is something that you both like and that accentuates your features. If I tried to wear a football helmet, I'd look right rubbish but it might fit you. If you tried to wear this hat of mine, I wouldn't let you but you'd also look ridiculous."
Irene was lucky she got away with wearing his hat, honestly.
"It can be a long, arduous process, this hat hunt," he added, gesturing to several large trunks that were spilling over with hats. "But ultimately, a hat can make or break an outfit. It can be the thing that pushes you over the line and into an exclusive club or pushes out into the dirty back alley. Don't count this small piece of fabric out. Make it work for you! Today, I want you all to find a hat that you love, that fits you, and that you think would give you confidence and attention. Go for it!"
Hats!
No, that wasn't your regular teacher, kids. And it wasn't your teacher as a man either though Hatter would think she couldn't have done better than looking like him, if she got that lucky. No, that was Hatter, your teacher for the day!
"Oh right, introductions," he said with sudden realization. "I'm Hatter and your dear sweet gem of a professor asked me to come by and teach you all about the wonderful fashion staple that is hats. Hats are for everyone! Now, I'm sure you're saying that I'm wrong, that your hat looks enormous in a hat and to that I say, you just haven't found the right hat yet!"
He was passionate about this, if you couldn't tell.
"For instance, my hat!" He held it for all to see and then promptly tossed it up into the air, let it flip around and then land easily on his head. "This hat looks amazing on me. It's not too big, it's not too small. It doesn't completely cover my eyes or draw attention to anything on my face. Not that there's anything unfortunate there."
Of course not!
"It provides some shade for the sun and gives me something to tip at pretty ladies as I walk," he continued. "What you want to look for in a hat is something that you both like and that accentuates your features. If I tried to wear a football helmet, I'd look right rubbish but it might fit you. If you tried to wear this hat of mine, I wouldn't let you but you'd also look ridiculous."
Irene was lucky she got away with wearing his hat, honestly.
"It can be a long, arduous process, this hat hunt," he added, gesturing to several large trunks that were spilling over with hats. "But ultimately, a hat can make or break an outfit. It can be the thing that pushes you over the line and into an exclusive club or pushes out into the dirty back alley. Don't count this small piece of fabric out. Make it work for you! Today, I want you all to find a hat that you love, that fits you, and that you think would give you confidence and attention. Go for it!"
Hats!
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[OOC: Colton looks wrong when he smiles!]
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Listen to the lecture [03/17]
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The crown was still in his bag next to him. Close to him.
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Try on hats [03/17]
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Actually, she liked the last one enough that Johnny was getting a text of it, just because.
Re: Try on hats [03/17]
Just for fun, mostly. She couldn't honestly pick one, and she wouldn't know where to start.
Re: Try on hats [03/17]
"Do we get to keep these?"
Re: Try on hats [03/17]
Still, over the class period, she managed to try on a beret, a tophat, one of the wide-brimmed hats her mom liked, a fascinator, a slouch hat, and two different crowns. That was plenty.
Now fuck off and leave her alone.
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