Comprehending Science & Technology, 1st Period - Monday

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"Hey, everyone, guess what," Johnny said. "Too slow, I'm telling you. I'm your teacher today. I know, this is crazy, 'What's Johnny going to be able to teach me that I don't know myself?' That's the question you're asking. Or it's the question you should be asking. I'm not psychic, I don't know for sure."

"Anyway, the answer is 'practical use.' Beginning of the semester, Tony gave s fancy advanced phones that, guess what, I use for exactly three things. One, texting. Two, calling family. And three?" Johnny paused for dramatic effect. "Selfies." There were more things, actually, but anything else he could mention would probably be best to keep to himself right now, and would probably cause a scandal if his phone was ever hacked. He was counting on your security, Tony!

"So what we're going to do today is try to take the perfect selfie. I have a website here that I'm going to text to all of you.... There. Read that on your phones and get to work on your selfies. Your homework is to post the best one on Facebook."

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Re: Take Selfies

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Nathan was really lucky he'd got himself a phone when he'd arrived. This class would have been pretty tough without it. He held the phone out and nearly blinded himself with the flash.

His selfie was one with his eyes closed. Of course.