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fandomhigh2015-03-13 08:16 am
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Business Sense 101 [Friday]
Had anyone ever seen Hatter in a mood like he was in today? Probably not so enjoy it. After yesterday's theft, he was angry and outraged and full of pissy energy.
"So," he said, starting immediately, "today we're going to learn about one of the crappiest things about running a business. Crime. Yes children, when you're the boss of a business, you're going to have to deal with things like theft, embezzlement, robbery, shoplifting, and many other things that will ruin your day."
Just like his day had been ruined!
"Now, the trick is dealing with that. You could install security cameras or hire security guards or you could just go with the honesty system and be so surprised when that screw you over in the end."
Ugh. Hatter made a disgusted noise.
"So, what do you do when your business is the victim of a senseless, horrible crime? Do you go vigilante? Do you go to the police? Do you do nothing? What?"
Maybe he needed some suggestions.
"So," he said, starting immediately, "today we're going to learn about one of the crappiest things about running a business. Crime. Yes children, when you're the boss of a business, you're going to have to deal with things like theft, embezzlement, robbery, shoplifting, and many other things that will ruin your day."
Just like his day had been ruined!
"Now, the trick is dealing with that. You could install security cameras or hire security guards or you could just go with the honesty system and be so surprised when that screw you over in the end."
Ugh. Hatter made a disgusted noise.
"So, what do you do when your business is the victim of a senseless, horrible crime? Do you go vigilante? Do you go to the police? Do you do nothing? What?"
Maybe he needed some suggestions.
Sign In [BS 03/13]
Re: Sign In [BS 03/13]
Re: Sign In [BS 03/13]
Lecture [BS 03/13]
Crime Doesn't Pay! [BS 03/13]
Hatter [BS 03/13]
OOC [BS 03/13]