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fandomhigh2006-02-28 11:08 am
mparkerceo.livejournal.com) wrote in fandomhigh2006-02-28 11:08 am
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E-mail to I-Club members; CC: student body
TO: I-Club members
CC: Student body, FH Faculty
RE: Weird Power Appearance
Can you hear crickets in the next county? Are you able to now sing the entire works of Verdi even though you don't know Italian? Able to touch your eyeball with your tongue? Check in with Bridge Carson as soon as possible. An epidemic of weird abilities has broken out on campus, and while so far none of them are painful or harmful, we'd like to know what's causing it. At this point, Bridge has done an aura check on at least two people, and determined that yeah, even though the abilities are wackily dissimilar, they've at least got the same cause. We're hoping to find out if it's a spell or Fandom's version of El Nino by comparing other people who are suffering from the same ailments.
So if you could help us out, or point people who've recently started being able to detach their arms, sneeze like a hurricaine, or taste the color purple toward Bridge? That'd be great. And if any I-Club members have suggestions on how to investigate this, please reply to this email.
Thanks.
Parker
[Yes, this is a Logan-approved development, and no, it's not going to slow downTyphoid Mary's Echoll's rampage of power distribution. We're taking baby steps that won't screw up the plot, mostly just laying groundwork. Thanks.]
CC: Student body, FH Faculty
RE: Weird Power Appearance
Can you hear crickets in the next county? Are you able to now sing the entire works of Verdi even though you don't know Italian? Able to touch your eyeball with your tongue? Check in with Bridge Carson as soon as possible. An epidemic of weird abilities has broken out on campus, and while so far none of them are painful or harmful, we'd like to know what's causing it. At this point, Bridge has done an aura check on at least two people, and determined that yeah, even though the abilities are wackily dissimilar, they've at least got the same cause. We're hoping to find out if it's a spell or Fandom's version of El Nino by comparing other people who are suffering from the same ailments.
So if you could help us out, or point people who've recently started being able to detach their arms, sneeze like a hurricaine, or taste the color purple toward Bridge? That'd be great. And if any I-Club members have suggestions on how to investigate this, please reply to this email.
Thanks.
Parker
[Yes, this is a Logan-approved development, and no, it's not going to slow down
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From: Vala
RE: Weird Power Appearance
Do you like chicken? Would you like to be tasting it in every food or drink item you touch for a week? If so, welcome to my personal hell....
-V
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From: Parker
RE: Weird Power Appearance
A week? God. Definitely get it checked out by Bridge. I guess it could be worse, but I'll buy you a strawberry margarita when it wears off.
- P.
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From: Vala
RE: Weird Power Appearance
O.K., maybe not a week yet, but it feels like it. Started in Art class Friday afternoon and shows no sign of wearing off. Lorne's already offered me free drink at Caritas once I'm better, since my last Seabreeze tasted like chilled chiken broth.
Once I'm over this I am never touching anything chicken again for as long as I live.
-V