E-mail to I-Club members; CC: student body

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

TO: I-Club members
CC: Student body, FH Faculty
RE: Weird Power Appearance

Can you hear crickets in the next county? Are you able to now sing the entire works of Verdi even though you don't know Italian? Able to touch your eyeball with your tongue? Check in with Bridge Carson as soon as possible. An epidemic of weird abilities has broken out on campus, and while so far none of them are painful or harmful, we'd like to know what's causing it. At this point, Bridge has done an aura check on at least two people, and determined that yeah, even though the abilities are wackily dissimilar, they've at least got the same cause. We're hoping to find out if it's a spell or Fandom's version of El Nino by comparing other people who are suffering from the same ailments.

So if you could help us out, or point people who've recently started being able to detach their arms, sneeze like a hurricaine, or taste the color purple toward Bridge? That'd be great. And if any I-Club members have suggestions on how to investigate this, please reply to this email.

Thanks.

Parker

[Yes, this is a Logan-approved development, and no, it's not going to slow down Typhoid Mary's Echoll's rampage of power distribution. We're taking baby steps that won't screw up the plot, mostly just laying groundwork. Thanks.]

Comments

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

To: Parker
From: Veronica
RE: Weird Power Appearance

I'll track down Bridge. I've been randomly turning water into NyQuil since last Thursday.

-V

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

To: Veronica
From: Parker
RE: Weird Power Appearance

I'll refrain from making any Messiah jokes. Around here, it might attract attention from the wrong quarters. And thanks for the date-stamp on that. I don't think it started earlier than Monday or so last week, but it would be nice to be sure.

- Parker