Independent Study - Thursday, Period Three

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Jones office looked pretty much like it did the week before. There was Jones reading her email, muffins and coffee and the remnants of an eel zero gravity unit and air tank.

Clearly Jones thought it could use further study.

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The Death Ray!

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Luckily there's a skylight into the Evil Enigmaron's secret HQ/Castle on the moon! Below the skylight is a death ray! Pointed at Earth! An EVIL death ray!

Which was somehow put together by aliens who have no hands and only feet. Shh. Logic is not required here.

Oh, and Sparkle is tied up in the corner. You should probably rescue him too.

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[myownface]

Yeah, in the corner over here? Sparkle is grumbling. A lot. And saying terribly rude things about the Enigmarons' mothers.

"That's right. Athlete's foot. And what are you gonna do about it, huh?"

Re: The Death Ray!

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Oh. Now you've done it Sparkle. The alien may not speak English but he certainly understands the phrase "Athelete's foot"

It's now threatening you in the way of it's people. By hopping on one foot and shouting gibberish.

Though one has to wonder how they tied Sparkle up when they only have feet...

Re: The Death Ray!

[myownface]

"Oh, stuff a sock in it, buddy," Sparkle muttered, shaking his head and rolling his eyes. "Or I'll start talking about that nasty ingrown toenail your sister's got, too."

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"Need a hand?" Eleanor asked, teleporting in front of Sparkle with a bit of a flourish.

And punching one of those weird creepy dudes while she was at it.

She should not be this happy about blood and carnage. She was very sternly trying to tell herself that. But her eyes were dancing all the same. It was fun, dammit.

Re: The Death Ray!

[myownface]

"If you untie me before any of these giant plantar's warts can dance at me some more, oh my god I will love you forever, girl," Sparkle promised, wide-eyed. "And do me a favour and punch another one of those bastards right between the knees, would you?"

Sparkle was totally willing to enable the carnage, here, considering.

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[seeks_truth]

"This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever encountered," Cassandra announced to... the Danger Shop at large.

But since everyone had made such a big fuss about the Death Ray... she was going to bludgeon the Death Ray with her ray gun.

Re: The Death Ray!

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No! Not the precious death ray!

Watch out for the Enigmarons, Cassandra! They're going to try and... kick you.

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[seeks_truth]

Cassandra let out a disgusted noise and spun around, punching the nearest Enigmaron squarely in the face.

Sometimes the direct method worked best.

Re: The Death Ray!

[wandering-stone.livejournal.com]

Indeed it did! The Enigmaron went flying backwards screaming gibberish as it knocked down the two other Enigmarons who had foolishly followed their friend so closely.

However there was one Enigmaron who leaped over his friends to try and kick again at Cassandra.

The Enigmarons were sadly lacking in techniques with foot to hand combat. Cassandra could probably handle him.

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[seeks_truth]

These things were ridiculous.

Cassandra slammed her fist down on the Enigmaron's kneel as it struck out. No technique at all, sigh.

Re: The Death Ray!

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You know what Eleanor had not had, in a while? An excuse to cut loose.

Like, say, ditching the ray gun in favor of just whipping fireballs around like crazy.

And teleporting behind the Enigmarons in order to suckerpunch them in the back of the head. Preferably while her hands were still on fire.

She was not actually all that concerned about the Death Ray. Cassandra was probably on that. She was going to mow through these Enigmarwhatevers like the cannon fodder they were.