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fandomhigh2014-11-13 11:16 am
locointhecoco) wrote in fandomhigh2014-11-13 11:16 am
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The Art of Baking with Friends, Thursday
Pinkie wore a cartoonishly large chef's hat, today, as well as a long, thin, curly mustache. "Bonjour étudiants!" she greeted. Because of course the pony from a world without France spoke French. Of course.
Fortunately for -- well, mostly for said pony's super non-French speaking mun, but also any students who also didn't speak French -- she continued in English. Albeit with a really weird faux-French accent. "Today! We will be making ze tahsty, flahky Frahnch brahkfahst stahple: ze CROISSANT!"
"Mon Dieu," Derek sighed. Because canon said he knew languages. And that hasn't been retconned yet. So. "We brought you pre-made croissants to try as well since these can be difficult to make."
And by 'difficult' he meant 'I WILL MURDER YOUR CHILDREN, YOU BASTARD OF A PASTRY'.
"Ze Frahnch pahstrie, she requires PAHTIENCE!" Pinkie declared. "Und diligence!"
. . . Wait, did she just go German?
You know, it's probably best not to worry about it.
"But ve vill persevere! Und in ze ahnd, ve vill has ze, how you say . . . DELICIOUSNESS!"
Derek sighed again, passing out the recipe with directions. "Your accent is terrible," he hissed at her. "If you need help, let us know."
"You pronounced 'hilarious' wrong," Pinkie hissed back. "And why aren't you wearing your mustache?!"
The key to French cooking was clearly in the mustache.
"You don't want to see me with a mustache," Derek muttered. You wouldn't like him with a mustache.
Fortunately for -- well, mostly for said pony's super non-French speaking mun, but also any students who also didn't speak French -- she continued in English. Albeit with a really weird faux-French accent. "Today! We will be making ze tahsty, flahky Frahnch brahkfahst stahple: ze CROISSANT!"
"Mon Dieu," Derek sighed. Because canon said he knew languages. And that hasn't been retconned yet. So. "We brought you pre-made croissants to try as well since these can be difficult to make."
And by 'difficult' he meant 'I WILL MURDER YOUR CHILDREN, YOU BASTARD OF A PASTRY'.
"Ze Frahnch pahstrie, she requires PAHTIENCE!" Pinkie declared. "Und diligence!"
. . . Wait, did she just go German?
You know, it's probably best not to worry about it.
"But ve vill persevere! Und in ze ahnd, ve vill has ze, how you say . . . DELICIOUSNESS!"
Derek sighed again, passing out the recipe with directions. "Your accent is terrible," he hissed at her. "If you need help, let us know."
"You pronounced 'hilarious' wrong," Pinkie hissed back. "And why aren't you wearing your mustache?!"
The key to French cooking was clearly in the mustache.
"You don't want to see me with a mustache," Derek muttered. You wouldn't like him with a mustache.
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