How to be a hired gun/merc - Monday, Period 3

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Anyone walking into the classroom would find Jayne dressed in a frilly dress straight from the Edwardian style and a fancy floral hat.

Also? Combat boots.

They would also find that the entire classroom had been shifted around so that everyone would be setting at table set for a tea party.

Needless to say, anyone looking at Jayne's hand would find a gremlin bite mark.

"Well, HELLLLLLOOOOOOOO!" Jayne exclaimed happily and in a bad English accent. "My name is Ingrid V. Haversham and welcome to your etiquette class!"

Yep. It was going to be one of those classes.

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Re: Lecture & Class Exercise

[tigerundercover]

Raven was eyeing those tea sandwiches suspiciously. "I think the main thing is to keep a friendly, polite smile while you thoroughly and completely thrash their incorrect opinion." Not that she was any good at either of those things, necessarily, but she'd met some women who were and they were amazing. "Though if their opinion is really gross and offensive, I don't really know if you need to be polite about it at all."