Reno of the Turks (
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fandomhigh2014-09-15 08:45 am
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Public Service - On the Edge, Monday, Period 2
"Okay Rookies," Reno said, hands in his pockets as he stood on the Causeway, where he'd handwavily told his students to meet. "I hope you all brought your armor with you, because today's that 'moment of truth' day, yo. We're gonna be headin' to Edge today, to check out the situation, pick a good place in the town itself for these water filtration units we're gonna be settin' up, that sort of thing. You'll all be happy to know that the radiation levels are nice an' low today, and there haven't been any monsters spotted in the area. But if I find out any of you took your armor off anyway, I'll kick your asses straight back to detention and you'll be writin' essays for me for the rest of the year that I probably ain't gonna read anyway."
This was Reno's way of telling his students that he cared.
"This is a class of ten, so I'd prefer if we decide to split up that you guys break it up half-and-half, but I don't wanna see you in groups of less than three if it really comes down to it, yo. Maybe I'll re-think that as the semester goes on and you guys prove you can handle yourselves out here, but for the time being, anyone who strays out of sight alone is joining the jackasses who took off their armor in detention."
Again, he was saying he loved you, guys.
"Now, c'mon, let's get going, or I'm going to just kill the whole class period lecturin' you on this side of the portal, yo."
And with that, he led his students through.
[Open!]
This was Reno's way of telling his students that he cared.
"This is a class of ten, so I'd prefer if we decide to split up that you guys break it up half-and-half, but I don't wanna see you in groups of less than three if it really comes down to it, yo. Maybe I'll re-think that as the semester goes on and you guys prove you can handle yourselves out here, but for the time being, anyone who strays out of sight alone is joining the jackasses who took off their armor in detention."
Again, he was saying he loved you, guys.
"Now, c'mon, let's get going, or I'm going to just kill the whole class period lecturin' you on this side of the portal, yo."
And with that, he led his students through.
[Open!]

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Yeah, that totally cleared that one right up, didn't it?
"Should probably make a memo to the class next week not to dress like this. Not like most of you do, granted..."
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Because... yeah. Like hell she wanted looks like the ones he was getting.
Karina side-eyed him hard.
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LOOK A DISTRACTION.
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"Mostly because, like, I think they'll eat her alive. Or destroy her until there's nothing left but tears."
It wasn't that Karina felt nothing, of course, but she wasn't as... well. Kind? Gentle? Sensitive?
... All of the above?
Look, this was her way of trying to be nice and sparing Kathy some pain. God.
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Reno wasn't planning on sitting back with popcorn for that conversation, no, why did you ask?
"But you're right. She's a sensitive kid."
He didn't say that like it was necessarily a bad thing, but it would be hard to get anything done if she was being mobbed for food.
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"I can try to talk to her," Karina said doubtfully. "But if she starts crying, I'm just going to let the orphans eat her. I don't want them that bad."
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"Well, they need their protein," he decided. "But she might get stuck in their teeth anyway. Doesn't matter where she ends up goin', I'll give her a talk about handouts. It's good to feed the hungry and all, but if we're puttin' all our time into playing soup kitchen, there won't be time for the project we're actually here to do."
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Because holy god, no.
"Besides," she said, glancing back at him. "Soup kitchens are great, but that won't sustain them when we're no longer here, right? The water filtration's more expensive up front, but it'll last longer and do more good in the long run."
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As opposed to just handing him a can of tuna?