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Anakin Skywalker ([personal profile] sith_happened) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2014-08-28 01:29 pm
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Meditation and the Art of Kicking Ass [August 28, 2014, 2nd period]

Anakin had contacted his class and told them to dress comfortably for class, then given them directions to the Danger Shop. Anakin had programmed it to look like the gym (without hogging the gym in case any other students had a sudden need to hit things) and was waiting for the students to arrive, sitting on the mats in his Jedi tunic and pants. He'd left the robe in his office.

After gesturing for the students to join him on the mat he began. "I'm Anakin Skywalker," he said. "I'm the Dean of Students in addition to teaching the class on meditation and, well, ass-kicking. In my galaxy, the ability to clear your head is linked with hand-to-hand combat. When you are free of the noise in your head, you are able to concentrate more fully on your opponent. Now, I normally don't do introductions, but today I'll make an exception because I need to know both about your experience in meditation and in hand-to-hand combat, and that's not something I can judge immediately by how you sit on the mats here."

He smiled, a brief upturn of his lips. "Before I began teaching here, almost ten years ago now, I was a Jedi Knight in my home galaxy. I've been trained in meditation and hand-to-hand combat since I was ten, and I was considered one of the best warriors of our Order."

And then he'd become a Sith Lord, which was more on the "choking people" and less on the "physical exertion" but he wasn't mentioning that part. "And since coming to Fandom, I've fought any number of bizarre creatures, including dinosaurs, and so I can assure you that hand-to-hand combat, with and without weapons, will be useful here."

He pointed to the student to his left. "You go first. Name and any experience you have in either meditation techniques or hitting things really hard."

Re: Sign in [8/28]

[identity profile] ultimatehottie.livejournal.com 2014-08-28 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Johnny Storm

Re: Introductions

[identity profile] ultimatehottie.livejournal.com 2014-08-28 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hi. I'm Johnny Storm and I have no experience in meditation OR hand-to-hand combat," Johnny said. "But I do have a power where I can set myself on fire, and I'm able to control that without setting everything else on fire, too, and I've won a bunch of fights by, you know, shooting fire."

"I've got related skills is what I'm getting at."

Re: Sign in [8/28]

[identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com 2014-08-28 12:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Barry Ween
ldymacgyver: (Default)

Re: Sign in [8/28]

[personal profile] ldymacgyver 2014-08-28 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Daphne Blake

Re: Hit things!

[identity profile] ultimatehottie.livejournal.com 2014-08-28 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Johnny indulged in some fan service reference comedy that nobody here would get by saying, "It's clobbering time," before throwing his first punch. He continued to attack the bag like somebody who had watched plenty of MMA fights without actually studying them. He struck quickly and poorly.

Re: Introductions

[identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com 2014-08-28 12:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm Barry. I know almost all hand to hand combat techniques on earth including the use of weapons such as kendo, aikido and fencing. I also have advanced technology weapons that I've ripped off from movies such as boasters and laser swords. I fucking suck at meditation. My brain is wired a little differently than most. "
shippedtomaine: (Never noticed that crack before)

Re: Sign in [8/28]

[personal profile] shippedtomaine 2014-08-28 12:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Emma Swan
shippedtomaine: (Uh...what?)

Re: Introductions

[personal profile] shippedtomaine 2014-08-28 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"Emma Swan, I went insane and thought I knew how to use a sword a few months ago?"
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Re: Introductions

[personal profile] ldymacgyver 2014-08-28 12:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"Good morning, my name is Daphne Blake." She did not bow to him though she wondered if her sensei back home would have encouraged her to do so. "I have done some beginning meditation techniques and I know Judo and some Karate."

Re: Hit things!

[identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com 2014-08-28 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Barry stepped to the body bag and went a five solid minutes of pummeling it with his fists and the occasional knee and kick.
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Re: Sign in [8/28]

[personal profile] bearmaidenfair 2014-08-28 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Vider Bearskin
shippedtomaine: (I should consider a different bra? Why?)

Re: Introductions

[personal profile] shippedtomaine 2014-08-28 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"Not really." Mostly because she'd started repressing as soon as she'd gone back to normal. "Other than that, just the kind of scuffles kids get into."

Which meant she knew how to bite and pull hair to great effect.
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Re: Introductions

[personal profile] ldymacgyver 2014-08-28 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"Thank you, sir."

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