How to be a Hired Gun - Monday Period Three

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Somebody at the school office had thoughtfully provided Jayne with a list of activities that he should never do with students. They had also used small words so he could easily understand them. He decided that he was going to break at least one of those rules so today he chose to smoke a cigar

Consider yourself lucky kids.

When the students entered the danger shop, they'd no doubt notice that there were multiple people on horses wearing some odd cowboy costumes in a prairie type setting.

"Right. I'm Jayne. This class is how to be a hired gun slash mercenary," Jayne announced as he took a puff from his cigar. "And the most important thing about being a hired gun is to not get shot. So. These guys are going to shoot at you and I'm going to see how fast you can run and hide."

Jayne wasn't much for complicated lectures. Or activities.

Run kids!

Comments

Re: Activity

[tigerundercover]

"I liked Thor's class," Raven protested. "He had us blow things up in microwaves."

Re: Activity

[abitlowkey]

"Yes. Yes he did." This Thor was so young. It was adorable.

Re: Activity

[tigerundercover]

"He didn't seem like the shooting students type."

Now if Loki were running a class. . . .

Re: Activity

[abitlowkey]

"Ah, but the friendships of Asgard are based in violent play."

Re: Activity

[tigerundercover]

"You mean like roughhousing?"

Raven and Charles had occasionally gotten yelled at for roughhousing growing up.

Mostly Raven.

Re: Activity

[abitlowkey]

"That would be like calling you a tiny bit mercurial."

Re: Activity

[tigerundercover]

"I'm not mercurial!"

It was likely she hadn't thought this through.

Re: Activity

[abitlowkey]

Just a tiny bit.

"Of course you are not."

Re: Activity

[tigerundercover]

"Thank you," Raven said, as haughtily as she could muster while wearing the shape of a tortoise. ". . . That means moody, right?"

Re: Activity

[abitlowkey]

"Easily changed as well."

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[tigerundercover]

"Oh. Well. I guess that fits."

She was totally disproving the "moody" definition, though.

"What do you think, should I run in and try to startle their horses?"