How to be a Hired Gun - Monday Period Three

[notasalad.livejournal.com]

Somebody at the school office had thoughtfully provided Jayne with a list of activities that he should never do with students. They had also used small words so he could easily understand them. He decided that he was going to break at least one of those rules so today he chose to smoke a cigar

Consider yourself lucky kids.

When the students entered the danger shop, they'd no doubt notice that there were multiple people on horses wearing some odd cowboy costumes in a prairie type setting.

"Right. I'm Jayne. This class is how to be a hired gun slash mercenary," Jayne announced as he took a puff from his cigar. "And the most important thing about being a hired gun is to not get shot. So. These guys are going to shoot at you and I'm going to see how fast you can run and hide."

Jayne wasn't much for complicated lectures. Or activities.

Run kids!

Comments

Re: Activity

[gavegoodface]

Face would probably appreciate that loss of sarcasm when he planned his revenge, but for now he was yelling back a number of filthy and anatomically impossible suggestions in Huttese.

Still with Jayne's accent, because he was committed to character.

Re: Activity

[notasalad.livejournal.com]

"Cussing at them just attracts their attention!" Jayne shouted helpfully.

At least Jayne assumed he was swearing. And at the people shooting at Face.

Why would he shout at his teacher?

Re: Activity

[gavegoodface]

Because his teacher was insane?

Running at an angle to the shooters, Face bent down to scoop up a small rock, wondering if he could get away with 'missing' the gunmen and 'accidentally' hitting Jayne. It wasn't like anyone here knew what his hand-eye coordination was like.

In the end he threw it at the hindquarters of the nearest horse, causing it to rear and throw its rider.

Re: Activity

[notasalad.livejournal.com]

"Niiiice," Jayne said and put his cigar in his mouth so he could give Face a slow clap of appreciation.