How to be a Hired Gun - Monday Period Three

[notasalad.livejournal.com]

Somebody at the school office had thoughtfully provided Jayne with a list of activities that he should never do with students. They had also used small words so he could easily understand them. He decided that he was going to break at least one of those rules so today he chose to smoke a cigar

Consider yourself lucky kids.

When the students entered the danger shop, they'd no doubt notice that there were multiple people on horses wearing some odd cowboy costumes in a prairie type setting.

"Right. I'm Jayne. This class is how to be a hired gun slash mercenary," Jayne announced as he took a puff from his cigar. "And the most important thing about being a hired gun is to not get shot. So. These guys are going to shoot at you and I'm going to see how fast you can run and hide."

Jayne wasn't much for complicated lectures. Or activities.

Run kids!

Comments

Lecture

[notasalad.livejournal.com]

Which is short and sweet

Re: Lecture

[gavegoodface]

Face had a bad feeling about this...

Re: Lecture

[giveherahand]

Mara also had a bad feeling about this...

Re: Lecture

[abitlowkey]

Loki had a bad feeling about this. Though mostly because he wished to fit in.

Oh, and has a highly attuned survival instinct.

Re: Lecture

[nobloodymessiah.livejournal.com]

Eleanor had a bad feeling about this. While also enjoying the adrenaline rush. That was okay, right?

Re: Lecture

[myownface]

Sparkle had a bad feeling about this too. Because, really, Danger Shop or not, getting shot at did not conjure up a whole shitload of great feelings. Ever. In no universe, anywhere.

Re: Lecture

[tigerundercover]

He was kidding. He had to be kidding, right?

Looking around at her fellow students' "bad feeling" faces, Raven concluded he was probably not kidding.