fandomhigh | Practical Philosophy [Wednesday, August 13, 2014]

Practical Philosophy [Wednesday, August 13, 2014]

"Right, so I got a message today from Ender telling me that my big test as a person or some karking thing was to teach this class today--" Cade announced, flopping onto the grass with the rest of the students, "--and that he's not showing up. He has weird, weird ideas sometimes, you know?"

He reached for the muffins he'd brought with him because he wasn't a complete waste of an instructor, right?

"Anyway, last weekend was karking weird and I ended up getting hugged and I'm not exactly a huggy guy. Other stuff--" he waggled his eyebrows, "--sure, but I'm not really huggy, you know? And it's weird that it worked, right? All you need is love or some karking thing."

He realized he was rambling a bit. "Anyway, I'm out of here in a week, so we're gonna play a philosophical game of 'let's tempt fate.' What's the stupidest way you can think of for a spell to be broken or whatever? Then we can take bets on how long it'll be before it karking happens here."

Very helpful, Cade. Really.