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Customer Service and You [Wednesday, August 6, 2014]

"Hello!" Josh screamed over the sound of tiny, hyperactive children. "Welcome to the most basic of customer service options for teenagers who don't want to mow lawns: babysitting!" He gestured around the room as the children ran in shrieking, overstimulated circles.

"These guys have just eaten a stash of leftover Halloween candy and washed it down with diet soda," he added helpfully, "and are supposed to be sleeping in fifteen minutes so....good luck with that. There's a reason I never had kids and this is about 90 percent of it."

Thanks, Josh.