These United States, Wednesday, June 11, 2014

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"Welcome to Yellowstone National Park," Josh, possibly the only person ever to come to the place wearing a tie, said to the class, gesturing around at the nature. "Look at all the trees and stuff." He shrugged. "I spent most of my life behind a desk working fifteen hour days. Like I know trees, or geysers for that matter, but there's one that's located here that's about to go off. It's called Old Faithful because it's on a schedule you can time: it erupts every 91 minutes and we've got about five minutes to go, so let's grab some seats."