http://holyshitsnacks.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] holyshitsnacks.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh 2014-06-06 05:18 am (UTC)

Extra Credit: Topiaries [6-6]

There are a number of large shrubs and bushes off to the side. There are also a number of chainsaws*. Grab a chainsaw and make some art. Make a swan, or a scarecrow, or a -- who are we kidding, someone's gonna make a penis.

What? Go right on ahead. Make a penis. Pam and Cheryl will probably just think it's funny, anyway.


*The chainsaws are Danger Shop chainsaws, which means they'll slice through bushes and shrubs just fine, but any attempts to remove your or someone else's limbs or heads will fail miserably. Let's assume that's a standard Danger Shop failsafe, not that Pam and Cheryl were smart enough to think to program that in.

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