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fandomhigh2014-06-05 09:03 am
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Try Not to Die [Thursday, June 5, 2014]
"Today I am sending you to the forest moon of Endor," Anakin told the class. "It's the furthest moon from the planet also called Endor, but Endor the planet is a gas giant and launching you into it would negate the whole purpose of a class called 'Try Not to Die' because you wouldn't be able to survive."
He's all heart, class.
"This moon is mostly forest, obviously, but the trees are more like the redwood trees of your planet and not quite as huge as the ones we saw on the Wookiee homeworld. The sentient species here--the Ewoks--build their homes in them and connect between the trees with large bridges, but you can walk on the moon's surface and not be immediately eaten by a predator, which is not true on Kashyyyk. The gravity is a little lighter than standard, so you'll be able to jump higher than you usually can. The air is breathable unless you have seasonal allergies that are grass or tree related because they didn't call this the forest moon to be ironic. As usual, you have two tasks to complete. Please don't irritate the Ewoks, or let their small size and general cuteness fool you. They don't have any problems roasting humans over a spit and eating them--they tried with my," sigh, "son-in-law." He clapped his hands together. "Off you go."
He's all heart, class.
"This moon is mostly forest, obviously, but the trees are more like the redwood trees of your planet and not quite as huge as the ones we saw on the Wookiee homeworld. The sentient species here--the Ewoks--build their homes in them and connect between the trees with large bridges, but you can walk on the moon's surface and not be immediately eaten by a predator, which is not true on Kashyyyk. The gravity is a little lighter than standard, so you'll be able to jump higher than you usually can. The air is breathable unless you have seasonal allergies that are grass or tree related because they didn't call this the forest moon to be ironic. As usual, you have two tasks to complete. Please don't irritate the Ewoks, or let their small size and general cuteness fool you. They don't have any problems roasting humans over a spit and eating them--they tried with my," sigh, "son-in-law." He clapped his hands together. "Off you go."