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Advanced Film Criticism, Monday, Period 1
"You know what's bad?" James asked the class. Without waiting for an answer, he said, "Drugs."
"...Yeah, yeah, I know, stay with me here. You know what else is bad? Bad science. Also, movies with Bradley Cooper. Just that guy's voice gets to me. Ugh," James said, since if he was going to be in a movie, it would be for Sony. "But sometimes if you take all three and mash them together, you get something dumb enough to be kind of entertaining."
"But just so we're all on the same page, we don't use 10% of our brains and if you ever claim that, have somebody slap you in the head since it's 90% empty and you're apparently not going to lose anything important according to you."
"Okay, let's watch the movie."
"...Yeah, yeah, I know, stay with me here. You know what else is bad? Bad science. Also, movies with Bradley Cooper. Just that guy's voice gets to me. Ugh," James said, since if he was going to be in a movie, it would be for Sony. "But sometimes if you take all three and mash them together, you get something dumb enough to be kind of entertaining."
"But just so we're all on the same page, we don't use 10% of our brains and if you ever claim that, have somebody slap you in the head since it's 90% empty and you're apparently not going to lose anything important according to you."
"Okay, let's watch the movie."
