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These United States [Wednesday, May 28, 2014]
"The second most American thing--right after the president of the school board, Stephen Colbert, riding on a bald eagle while holding a semi-automatica weapon and eating bacon to the strains of 'God Bless the USA'--is knocking off from school or work in the middle of the day in order to attend a baseball game in the afternoon," Josh said, "which is why we're here at Citi Field in beautiful...Flushing, shut up I didn't name it...to watch the Mets play the Pittsburgh Pirates."
He glanced at the class. "Not actual pirates. Or...mets."
He then went into a very detailed description of how baseball worked as he led them to their seats along the first base line. "Eat hot dogs, drink soda--no beer, and yes I'll catch you-- heckle the players, learn to keep a box score--I'll help with that if you want, my dad was really into it--and have fun. Baseball, the all-American pastime."
He plopped his Mets hat on his head and sat down in his plastic seat, ready for the game to start.
He glanced at the class. "Not actual pirates. Or...mets."
He then went into a very detailed description of how baseball worked as he led them to their seats along the first base line. "Eat hot dogs, drink soda--no beer, and yes I'll catch you-- heckle the players, learn to keep a box score--I'll help with that if you want, my dad was really into it--and have fun. Baseball, the all-American pastime."
He plopped his Mets hat on his head and sat down in his plastic seat, ready for the game to start.
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