fandomhigh | Choose Your Own Adventure, Thursday afternoon

Kenzi was so looking forward to this, you don't even know.

So as people filed into the classroom, she pointed them to the various arts & crafts tables, printer, laminator, and huge Maryland I.D. billboard that she'd put together and printed out with a camera in front of it.

"Welcome to Choose Your Own Adventure!" She beamed. "For those of you who don't know me, I'm Toni Soprano." She flicked up a Canadian I.D. "At least according to this piece of plastic. According to this one, I'm Ninotchka Alexandrovich." It had a really convincing Russian sickle on it, too. "Now, for some of the things we're doing this semester, you're going to need a legit-looking piece of plastic of your own. So pick a birthday -- one that's before 1993, that'll help -- and if you don't know what that means, ask your neighbor." She paused. "Or me, after you do a couple tries."

"After, I'm going to the Horseshoe Casino here in Baltimore. If you don't know what a casino is or Baltimore is, you can ask when we're on the bus." She grinned, then added, "And you don't have to come with me! Or any of us! That's where the 'choice' thing comes in. But wouldn't it be a shame to make all these, and not see if they work?"

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With the name you're putting on your ID. It doesn't have to be your own.

Seriously, you can find anything on the internet.

She is here to help!

At least for this week. If you want to.

Oh look. It's open hiring day! Do you need a job?

"Okay, people! I want anyone who's come along to leave here with at least one token that says Horseshoe Casino on it! Don't care how you get it, but I won't let you back on the bus until you have one!"

Kenzi paused, and added, "And now these lovely business cards are for calling me in case you get busted with that fake I.D. I don't have bail money, but I'm sure we can figure something out for you if that happens."

[The card:

Kenzi Sommersby, M.S., jD
Fandom High Gen Ed Dept.
(410 ) 555-YNOT
"Higher Education through Sober Experience"]

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Feel free to go to the casino, or not! Or to drink, and gamble, or not!

And if you want to get in trouble and need an NPC, ping me here! I'll be happy to be a croupier/bouncer/cop or bartender.

And if you want to be TA This Week, Kenzi doesn't have one, and may pick one at random.

Eddie Maria Switzer

Raven definitely appreciated the break from introducing herself, this week, and though she could just as easily pick up any old ID and just turn herself into whomever was on it, inventing a whole new identity for herself from scratch seemed like fun, too.

"We should try to alter our look a little, maybe?" she mused. "No one actually looks just like they do on their ID card, right?"

"True, true. I mean, we can photoshop the color of your shirt or something, but maybe mess with your hair?" Kenzi grinned. "I know, this is almost too easy for you, but still, documentation, always useful."

Raven glanced around, then gave herself a pixie cut. "Usually I just pretend to be someone else," she said. "I don't usually get to make the person up entirely."

"What I do with wigs and dye, you can just do. Life is so unfair." Kenzi didn't look too fussed over it, though, since she was grinning. "We'll take a couple pix, you can figure out which one you like best. Remember to figure out what astrology sign your fake birthday is."

"Sober experience, huh?" Raven read (oh, like she wasn't going to take the chance to visit a casino with Kenzi again?). "I'll try to keep that in mind."

"Hmmm," Raven said. She assumed a vaguely European accent. "We don't have this . . . astrological sign in my country."

Dagny Ingrid Karlsson

The Lokiskin caravans were a perfectly legal and accepted part of New Asgard life, and besides the fact that they didn't have absurd laws about things like drinking age, among them a girl was considered an adult once she was old enough to become a mother, and this sometimes carried over into society at large.

They were, however, still followers of the trickster god, which was to say: Vider had this under control.

However, she felt compelled to point out that, "This name would never be believable at home."

"How come?" Kenzi asked, leaning over to get a look at the name. "It's very freaking Nordic, but I'll cop to not knowing anything about the norm for Nordic names."

Kenzi cackled. "That works too. And then get the bouncer to *explain* it and all."

"I'm no man's son, or woman's either," Vider explained, "and while I could claim to be either of my parents' daughter," not that she would, but she could, technically, "more commonly one would expect someone with a berserker's mark to bear a berserker's name." Yes, she was referencing the facial tattoo.

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Kenzi leaned away, juuust a little. "Is that a thing that happens without warning, or are we just taking bar fights here?" She paused and added, "Is that the facial tatt?"

"Don't worry," Vider said. "I've been learning control. And yes, that's my tattoo." At home, she couldn't pretend to be anyone but who she was, there not being any other female berserkers around at the moment and all, but she wasn't going to volunteer that information to Kenzi. "It's illegal for me to cover it," she did volunteer, while industriously working on a fake ID.

"Hard core," Kenzi said in tones of approval. "So yeah, we'll make sure that's clear on your ID, and hey! Even more convincing, 'cause technically you gotta be 18 to get a tattoo most places here. They'll buy that you're older with that on an official-seeming card."

Ivan Ivanovich Ivanov

Oh, shit. Sparkle already had a few of these things, but it wasn't like a few more could possibly hurt. He was already licking his hand and trying to tame his hair down a little for the photos. He'd wash his raccoon eyes off, too, before getting his picture taken. Just to be on the safe side. It wouldn't do to get busted with a fake ID with a face that actually stood out in a crowd, after all.

Daisy Jones

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