Chemistry 102, Friday, Period 2

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"Last class! Final next week! You know what that means," James said. "We're watching one of the last episodes of whatsitsface. Beloved characters die! Babies cry! Everyone's unhappy! And you get no Kleenex to deal with any tears you might have. It's to toughen you up for the future, I swear."

"Oh, and the lesson here is to not use science to commit crime. Remember that," James said. No, he didn't manag to keep a straight face.

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Promising to never use science to live a life of crime.

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Cade, who would totally use science to live a life of crime, who are we kidding

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Victor Mancha, who probably wouldn't use science to live a life of crime unless he got hacked again.

Listen to the Lecture

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All two minutes of it.

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If James were really evil, he would have started the Ozymandias episode 35 minutes ago.

Talk to James

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Tell him how great he is!

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"This was an okay class," Cade said, loitering a bit afterwards. "I didn't hate it."

That was effusive praise from Cade.

"We're not having a final, right?"

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"Nice try. Next time be legal and female," James said. "You're getting a final. But trust me, it'll be fun."

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"Do we get to make meth?!"

CADE.

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"Pfft, no," James said. "One, I'd actually get fired for that and this is a sweet gig. Two, I stay away from the drug trade. Crazy people end up in that business. Haven't you learned anything from this class?"

Really, it was probably the one thing someone could learn from it.

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Cade shrugged. "I'm used to crazy. My last job was piracy."

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"And my last job was super crime so I'm used to crazy, too," James said. "And that's why I know to avoid the really crazy guys. I don't wanna be fed to rats or have my head hollowed out like a pumpkin on Halloween."

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"That last one is really gross," Cade offered.

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"The guy who does that? You'll never guess his name," James said. "It's Jack O'Lantern. See? Friggin nuts. Want no part of that."

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"....of course that's his name," Cade said with a heavy, put-upon sigh. "Because the crazy ones are super, super bad at subtlety."

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"Subtlety?" James asked. "Screw that. There's no room for subtlety in supervillaining. That game's all about branding. That's just a dumb name. And he's the third one! Fourth one? I might be missing one."

Re: Talk to James

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"Ours make it easy. They're all Darth something," Cade said. "And they're running out of good names. Vader was badass. Caedus...not so much. Now we're down to Darth Talon."

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"Lame. All you really need is a good noun, maybe an adjective, and an appropriately flashy costume," a James scoffed.

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"They go for being bright red and heavily tattooed, if that helps," Cade replied.

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"Eh. Better than nothing, I guess," James said. "I'm still calling it a victory for my world."

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"Me too," Cade said. "If I ever met up with them, I'm not telling them about the head carving thing."

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Hi, it's another deadline day. Notice how I don't even talk about Deadline Hell anymore? My life is nothing but deadlines now.