Armed and Dangerous [Tuesday, Period Four]

[doubleohblonde]

The first thing Bond's students would have noticed on entering the Danger Shop was that it bore a remarkable resemblance to a dance studio, complete with waxed hardwood floors and mirrors along the walls.

Well, that or the incredibly tight tights that Jimmy Bond, former lead dancer of the Royal Ballet and current modern dance teacher was wearing. Even odds.

"Okay then," he chirped at them once they'd finished arriving. "Now last week we finally got that choreography down, so this week once we've done our warm-ups we're going to launch straight into things and do a run through of the entire piece, start to finish, no breaks, and see how it goes. Ready?"

He didn't bother waiting for a reply before starting the warm-up music. "And remember your spirit fingers! They're ironic, but you must be sincere for the irony to work."

[Class Roster]

Comments

Sign In - AaD [10]

[doubleohblonde]

Ready to move.

Re: Sign In - AaD [10]

[flickofthewrist]

Flick

Re: Sign In - AaD [10]

[not_a_moonie]

Alana

Re: Sign In - AaD [10]

[makemyownway.livejournal.com]

Cade Skywalker

Re: Sign In - AaD [10]

[3girls-1core.livejournal.com]

Sholeh a Zeela

(Zee)

Listen to Jimmy! - AaD [10]

[doubleohblonde]

Or be entranced by his tight tight pants.

Warm Ups - AaD [10]

[doubleohblonde]

Don't want to sprain anything after all.

Re: Warm Ups - AaD [10]

[flickofthewrist]

Yeah, Flick was just going to stare at the teacher and his tight, tight pants. That was about the extent of warming up he was doing because he was trying to figure out if he'd taken a wrong turn into a different class or something.

Re: Warm Ups - AaD [10]

[makemyownway.livejournal.com]

"How does he breathe?" Cade hissed.

Re: Warm Ups - AaD [10]

[flickofthewrist]

"I'm trying not to think about it," Flick said, slanting a glance at Cade. "Don't make me think about it."

Re: Warm Ups - AaD [10]

[makemyownway.livejournal.com]

"What if those pants break?"

So onto a happier topic, then, from Cade.

Re: Warm Ups - AaD [10]

[flickofthewrist]

"Cade," Flick said, glaring. "Why are you thinking so hard on his pants?"

And maybe Flick think about that now too. Dammit.

"Goddammit, it's in my head now."

Re: Warm Ups - AaD [10]

[3girls-1core.livejournal.com]

Unlike the guys in the class, Zeela was quite okay with Mr. Bond's pants today. Yup!

Dance! - AaD [10]

[doubleohblonde]

Wait, what choreography?

Too late to ask though, the first song in the routine's just been cued up and Jimmy did say no breaks.

Re: Dance! - AaD [10]

[flickofthewrist]

Flick really, really wished Isabelle had hurt him worse than she had a week or so ago so he could feign injury and sit out. He had no idea what was going on and he wasn't a dancer.

He was just going to stand there and occasionally move from side to side.

Re: Dance! - AaD [10]

[not_a_moonie]

Okay, this was bizarre. Alana followed the choreography as best as she could, but she was waiting for the trap to spring open. That was the only way this class could possibly make sense.

Talk to Jimmy - AaD [10]

[doubleohblonde]

Likely variations on 'WTF?'.

OOC - AaD [10]

[doubleohblonde]

Thanks to a very strange collection of life choices, Bond is now a world-class ballet dancer who also teaches modern dance.