http://3girls-1core.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] 3girls-1core.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2014-02-05 05:57 am
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Library, Wednesday

When Sholeh walked into the library today, there were books everywhere. A common enough occurrence, except the books were...exercising. The romance novels, specifically. There were books doing laps around the circulation desk. Books on the table ponderously opening and closing in reps of twenty before flipping onto their front covers to open from the back. Books stretching their spines--one book stretched so hard the spine cracked and it collapsed to the ground in the flurry of panicked page flutters.

Watching this would be fascinating no matter what book were involved, but since it involved the romance novels, Sholeh was treated to watching cover after cover of men's glistening chests and women's heaving bosoms move from one series of bookly exercises to the next.

Some of the nutrition and health books were acting as coaches, but it took Sholeh a little longer to notice them. It may take her longer still to notice any patrons because, well, were you seeing this?

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