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Chemistry 102, Friday, Period 2
It was probably a bad sign when your teacher was asleep at his desk before the bell rang on the first day of classes. It had been a long night, okay? These things happened. But the second the bell rang, James lifted his head, took a sip from a water bottle, and yawned.
"Welcome to Chemistry 102. It's not 101 because this way you get to feel like you're better than people at other schools who are stuck in 101. You can thank me for that later," James said. "My name's James Sanders and you better believe I'm making you call me Professor Sanders. Failure to do that will result in the most severe punishment I can give you without having to do paperwork. That's right, your name is going to go up on the board. I might even misspell it, just to piss you off."
"Now, you're here because you love science or you need the credit for college or whatever other reason you came up with. Maybe random pointing. I don't really care, you're stuck here now. We've all got to live with your decision," James said. "So I'm going to teach you all about this stuff and how it's changed my life. And since I hear we do introductions this first week, I want to introduce you to something chemistry-related that definitely changed my life. It's a little show called Tearing Poorly. And it's the reason I stole the Netflix password of one of my buddies. Life. Changing." He pounded on the table at each period for emphasis.
"Pay attention, because this is going to be on the test," James said, as if there would ever be a test. "Oh, wait, crap, I'm supposed to get to know you guys too. Name, class, favorite element on the periodic table. And make it fast. This is cutting into my James Lightredman time. That guy cracks me up."
"Welcome to Chemistry 102. It's not 101 because this way you get to feel like you're better than people at other schools who are stuck in 101. You can thank me for that later," James said. "My name's James Sanders and you better believe I'm making you call me Professor Sanders. Failure to do that will result in the most severe punishment I can give you without having to do paperwork. That's right, your name is going to go up on the board. I might even misspell it, just to piss you off."
"Now, you're here because you love science or you need the credit for college or whatever other reason you came up with. Maybe random pointing. I don't really care, you're stuck here now. We've all got to live with your decision," James said. "So I'm going to teach you all about this stuff and how it's changed my life. And since I hear we do introductions this first week, I want to introduce you to something chemistry-related that definitely changed my life. It's a little show called Tearing Poorly. And it's the reason I stole the Netflix password of one of my buddies. Life. Changing." He pounded on the table at each period for emphasis.
"Pay attention, because this is going to be on the test," James said, as if there would ever be a test. "Oh, wait, crap, I'm supposed to get to know you guys too. Name, class, favorite element on the periodic table. And make it fast. This is cutting into my James Lightredman time. That guy cracks me up."
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He rattled that off as if he'd thought about it before.
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