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Science You Cannot Possibly Comprehend, Monday, Period 5
"You have a shortened week due to the holiday. As such, I am sure that you will be distracted this class period. So instead of my normal detailed lesson, I will tell you about a special holiday in Latveria," Doom said. This was going to be good.
"It is called Doom's Day, and it celebrates the victory of Doom over the corrupt King Vladimir Vassily Gonereo Trstian Mangegi Fortunov. As I once imposed my will over Vladimir, so do I impose my will over a national holiday, for Doom's Day has no set date. Doom's Day occurs whenever Doom commands it. And today, as you may have surmised, is Doom's Day for this year. And we will celebrate."
Two tables lifted from the floor of the lab. One was filled with food, both traditional Latverian foods (which were basically German foods, but let's be more specific than that, True Believers!) and more common American snacks as well. The other was covered in electronics.
"You will create some sort of device to celebrate Doom's Day in this class period. It may be as simple as a light projector or it may be as complex as you can imagine, as long as it is in service to the glory of Doom. After your celebratory device is complete, you may feast," Doom said. "And of course, should you rebel against the spirit of Doom's Day or slander your instructor in any way, you will receive detention."
Which was better than what happened to Laverians who didn't celebrate!
"It is called Doom's Day, and it celebrates the victory of Doom over the corrupt King Vladimir Vassily Gonereo Trstian Mangegi Fortunov. As I once imposed my will over Vladimir, so do I impose my will over a national holiday, for Doom's Day has no set date. Doom's Day occurs whenever Doom commands it. And today, as you may have surmised, is Doom's Day for this year. And we will celebrate."
Two tables lifted from the floor of the lab. One was filled with food, both traditional Latverian foods (which were basically German foods, but let's be more specific than that, True Believers!) and more common American snacks as well. The other was covered in electronics.
"You will create some sort of device to celebrate Doom's Day in this class period. It may be as simple as a light projector or it may be as complex as you can imagine, as long as it is in service to the glory of Doom. After your celebratory device is complete, you may feast," Doom said. "And of course, should you rebel against the spirit of Doom's Day or slander your instructor in any way, you will receive detention."
Which was better than what happened to Laverians who didn't celebrate!

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No, seriously. Bask. DO IT.
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But she was still working on a very very simple light projector because detention just didn't quite seem worth it.
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Maybe.
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So don't startle him while he was working on it, maybe.
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Feast
Um. It was loud and clearly oppressive. And that was before the polka started. Well, maybe 'polka' was the wrong word. Was it possible to be both a polka and a dirge?
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OOC
CHRISTMAS DAY. The Marvel Wiki even speculates that this suggests that Christianity is the leading religion in Latveria. Which I'm not sure what I expected, but it definitely wasn't that since the country's dictator is an evil wizard scientist.
But he's an evil wizard scientist who has beef with the devil, so....