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Beginning Gourmet Cooking Techniques | Tuesday, 1st Period

Hannibal waited until everyone was settled, then leaned on the counter. "Our next topic is one that is very important, so we will be spending two or possibly three weeks on it. And that is safety. It's important not to unintentionally poison yourself or anyone else with your cooking, after all." Intentionally was a topic for a different class.

"Safety is important from the very beginning — from choosing your foods, through cooking them, and until you have eaten them. We will be covering each aspect." He paused for a moment. "Well, we will be covering choosing foods from a grocery. If you hunt your food by other means, you are on your own; I'm not teaching that class," he joked, smirking faintly.

"We will start with dairy. Dairy should always be kept cold. Don't pick it out, then wander around your store or go someplace else. If you're not going straight home, pack it in ice. And make certain it's cold when you pick it up. If it hasn't been kept cold at the store, it may already be going bad. I purchased some of the milk for today's lesson from the store in town after their refrigerator went out. Possibly to do with a panda in the dairy case." He still wasn't too sure about that one. He shook his head. "If the store owner weren't honest, there might be no way of knowing the milk had been warm, so be observant. Once it's in your own refrigerator, milk should only be kept for around one week, cream a little longer. Yogurt and the like," he gave them a very sour look, "if there is anything growing on it, it is far too old."

He took out several carafes of milk. "If you are at all unsure of your milk, it's best to test it. The dates the bottles have on them are no guarantee. Trust your senses. First," he held up one of the carafes and sniffed it, "smell. If milk is fresh, it should have a smooth, pleasant scent, or you may notice no scent at all." He held up another carafe. "If it is spoiling, the scent will be noticeably unpleasant." He passed both carafes around for everyone to smell.

"Also useful is the color. If you can't see it because of the container, pour some into a glass. It should be white. Not yellow or grey or anything else." He poured out some good milk and some with a decided yellow cast to it. "And lastly, the texture." He poured the milk again. "If it is thick or anything other than smooth, throw it out." He eyed them all pointedly. "If you think your budget is too tight to allow for new milk, think of how much it will cost to be sick."

Hannibal set the milk aside. "Also, cheese. It can be harder to tell by smell, since some cheeses are fairly fragrant. The exception is the very liquid cheeses — ricotta, cottage cheese, and so forth. Treat them as you would milk; they will smell bad if they are bad. Also, if they are moldy, throw them out." He really couldn't say that enough.

"For the others, taste or sight is probably your best bet." Since you likely didn't have a nose as sharp as his. He took out several different types. "If it is solid, leave it in the original wrap; this will keep it freshest. Hard cheeses are somewhat resilient." He held up a chunk of parmesan. "You may leave them out without harm, and if they get mold on them which is not intentional, you may trim it off, along with half an inch around it. The rest will still be usable. Also, you can freeze them if you wrap them tightly."

He picked up a wedge of brie. "Cheeses with more water in them you may want to leave out to soften before eating, but you should still be somewhat careful. Don't leave them out for longer than a couple of hours. If they get mold on them, throw them out. And they do not freeze well."

Next was gorgonzola. "Blue cheeses have mold in them already. It's intentional." He held it up for them to see. "For these, you'll want to treat them like whatever they most resemble. If they have more water, you'll want to refrigerate them. If they are harder, perhaps not. However, these do not precisely go bad. They get sharper with age, and eventually you will not want to eat them. It is, however, down to your own taste."

He held up paper that was waxed on one side. "Cheese paper is the best wrapping once you open cheese. Since I doubt you will have any, the next best thing is a layer of parchment inside plastic wrap. Do not wrap your cheese directly in plastic unless you enjoy the taste of plastic." His expression said what he thought of it.

Hannibal glanced at his watch. "Meat we will need to leave until next week, it seems. So. Eggs." He pulled out a carton. "Always keep them refrigerated. Don't leave them out. Make sure when you buy them that they are clean, and the shells are not cracked." He held one up. "Often if they stick when you move them in the carton, it means the shell has cracked. But also use your eyes." He held up a slightly cracked egg. "You don't want to buy anything that may already have bacteria in it."

"Store them in their original carton; keep them no more than five weeks. If you need to, you can freeze them, but not in the shells; beat them together and then freeze them. Once you remove them from the shell, if you are not freezing them, use or eat them — or anything you make using them as a primary ingredient — within three or four days."

He cracked an egg expertly into a bowl. "Keep them separate from other foods to avoid cross-contamination. And unless you know that your eggs are safe, you should avoid eating anything that contains raw egg."

He waited for questions, then nodded. "Today you will not be cooking." He put away the previous examples and set out a large assortment of small dishes of milk, cream, yogurt, many different cheeses, and a few eggs. "Instead, I want you to determine which of these are fresh, and which are not. You may use any tests you like, but I would caution you against consuming too much. You may discuss amongst yourselves or work alone. I will also be here to answer questions."

Sign in!

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2013-11-12 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Like you're smelling something bad!
seveninchmotto: ([neg] Oh great another one.)

Re: Sign in!

[personal profile] seveninchmotto 2013-11-12 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Isabelle Lightwood
selfhelphero: ([com] oh crap oh crap)

Re: Sign in!

[personal profile] selfhelphero 2013-11-12 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Billy Kaplan

Re: Sign in!

[identity profile] 3girls-1core.livejournal.com 2013-11-15 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Sholeh Zeela a Zhahar

(Zhari)

Listen to the lecture

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2013-11-12 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
Hannibal will be very glad when the stinky class is over.

Test the food

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2013-11-12 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
What's good? What's bad? What's really stinky but yummy?
flickofthewrist: (lonely you)

Re: Test the food

[personal profile] flickofthewrist 2013-11-12 12:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Flick...really didn't want to try and figure out which food was bad and which was good. It'd be his luck that he'd find the bad stuff and end up with food poisoning.

He was just going to try and delicately sniff things so he didn't have to get too close.

Re: Test the food

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2013-11-13 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
"You don't need to actually taste them, but you might want to get a little closer," Hannibal instructed him, amused.
selfhelphero: ([neg] oh boy public speaking)

Re: Test the food

[personal profile] selfhelphero 2013-11-12 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Billy didn't realize not to sniff too strongly until he smelled some of the bad cheese and his eyes watered. Who knew such a delicious food could go so horribly wrong?

Re: Test the food

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2013-11-13 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
"Some of these can be rather pungent," Hannibal acknowledged. "If you choose to eat them, you'll soon learn your own preference and tolerances."

Re: Test the food

[identity profile] rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com 2013-11-12 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"Fine, fine, fine, GAH," Rilla said, carefully sniffing.

Re: Test the food

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2013-11-12 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Hannibal chuckled. "Don't worry, Miss Rilla; I'll allow you to say 'ew' for this one day."

Eat Hannibal's food and ask questions

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2013-11-12 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
"In demonstration you can break most rules once you know them," Hannibal added, "Today we have eggnog (http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/eggnog-recipe2/index.html) - made with raw eggs - and sour milk bread (http://www.davidlebovitz.com/2013/07/sour-milk-bread-recipe/). Which should be self-explanatory."
Edited 2013-11-12 05:57 (UTC)

Talk to the TAs!

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2013-11-12 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Once they ping in
myownface: (O Rly?)

Re: Talk to the TAs!

[personal profile] myownface 2013-11-13 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, did Sparkle ever know his way around bad food. He was wearing a little smirk on his face as he sorted out the good dairy from the bad like something of an expert.

If anyone asked him how he was so good at the good-food-bad-food game, well, good luck getting a straight answer out of him.

Re: Talk to the TAs!

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2013-11-13 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Hannibal could make some fairly astute guesses as to how, and shared a little smirk with Sparkle. "Sometimes being a gourmand is a useful survival skill. And vice versa."
myownface: (SmugFace)

Re: Talk to the TAs!

[personal profile] myownface 2013-11-13 12:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"And vice versa," Sparkle agreed with a nod. "Can think of ways I'd rather learn this stuff, but hey, if it works..."

Why complain about it? Most people didn't care to listen anyway.

Re: Talk to the TAs!

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2013-11-14 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
"Precisely." Hannibal nodded. "Use every advantage."

Re: Talk to the TAs!

[identity profile] 3girls-1core.livejournal.com 2013-11-15 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Zhari was also good at this task, though likely not up to Sparkle's caliber. There was generally enough food in the village, but not enough that it was allowed to go bad. Even now, it seemed a criminal waste to her.

OOC!

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2013-11-12 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Man, I would suck at this class. I have all the olfactory abilities of a jellyfish with a head cold.

Re: OOC!

[identity profile] 3girls-1core.livejournal.com 2013-11-15 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
...I tend to get sick when it comes to dealing with food that's spoiled. I would have had to raise my hand as ask to leave, ugh.