School Auditorium: Auditions, beginning Noonish.

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The lights are up up on the stage, and Dewey sits in the middle of the center aisle of seats, a notebook and pen in hand, and his iPod at the ready in case there are any lulls in auditions.

Yes, that is seriously how low-key Dewey has set up auditions. Get up on stage and do your monologue and sing your song, and you shall be properly auditioned.

[ooc: Wait for OCD! OCD up! Audition to your heart's content!]

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Re: Audition: Act and Sing!

[swerval_zero]

Zero comes onstage, wearing a kilt and an Anarchy t-shirt, and carrying her guitar and amp. She's rather ticked off, because Pip totally already used her material.

"This is Meow, as written and performed by, well, me."

(partial lyrics)
Hidin' from zombies; floatin' on chairs
Shot the librarian and no one cares--
Doesn't matter anyway!

Meow, meow,
Is what he said
Meow, meow
In my head
But I'm okay
'Cause we're so catty anyway...

There's a giant snake at the window
don't know why she's there
She says that she's a student
But no one sodding cares!

She's a very good singer, in that punker girl sort of way, and she definitely knows her way around the guitar and has stage presence. When she's finished the song, she moves the guitar and amp offstage for the next bit.

"If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumber'd here
While these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream,
Gentles, do not reprehend:
if you pardon, we will mend:
And, as I am an honest Puck,
If we have unearned luck
Now to 'scape the serpent's tongue,
We will make amends ere long;
Else the Puck a liar call;
So, good night unto you all.
Give me your hands, if we be friends,
And Robin shall restore amends."

How she did is entirely up to Dewey.

"Thank you and goodnight," she says smoothly at the end.

Re: Audition: Act and Sing!

[stickittotheme.livejournal.com]

"Dude. That performance was totally swerval. Great job, Zero." Dewey grins.

Re: Audition: Act and Sing!

[swerval_zero]

Zero beams, says, "Thank you, sir," and flees to the peanut gallery.