School Auditorium: Auditions, beginning Noonish.

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The lights are up up on the stage, and Dewey sits in the middle of the center aisle of seats, a notebook and pen in hand, and his iPod at the ready in case there are any lulls in auditions.

Yes, that is seriously how low-key Dewey has set up auditions. Get up on stage and do your monologue and sing your song, and you shall be properly auditioned.

[ooc: Wait for OCD! OCD up! Audition to your heart's content!]

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Re: Audition: Act and Sing!

[sea-incarnadine.livejournal.com]

MacB bursts onto the stage, flanked by Fluffy the Snowman (http://i21.ebayimg.com/05/i/06/1c/91/07_1.JPG) who he is holding in one hand, and the invisible flying dagger, Spot, who is fluttering about to the other side. He may or may not have plans for takeover, but that is nothing new. He is wearing his jauntily crooked beret.

He takes a deep breath as he walks onstage, and he begins to speak.

"NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is suprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again."


And with that, he wanders offstage again.

Re: Audition: Act and Sing!

[sea-incarnadine.livejournal.com]

Upon his return to the stage, MacB takes a different approach. He just moves directly into the singing portion of the audition, crooning to his stuffed snowman as best he can.

We were drawn from the weeds
We were brave like soldiers
Falling down under the pale moonlight
You were holding to me
Like a someone broken
And I couldn't tell you but I'm telling you now

Just let me hold you while you're falling apart
Just let me hold you so we both fall down

Fall on me
Tell me everything you want me to be
Forever with you forever in me
Ever the same

We would stand in the wind
We were free like water
Flowing down
Under the warmth of the sun
Now it's cold and we're scared
And we've both been shaken
Look at us
Man, this doesn't need to be the end

Just let me hold you while you're falling apart
Just let me hold you so we both fall down

Fall on me tell me everything you want me to be
Forever with you
Forever in me
Ever the same
Call on me
I'll be there for you and you'll be there for me
Forever it's you
Forever in me
Ever the same

You may need me there
To carry all your weight
But you're no burden I assure
You tide me over
With a warmth I'll not forget
But I can only give you love

Re: Audition: Act and Sing!

[stickittotheme.livejournal.com]

"Great job," Dewey says. "I just have one question. What in the blue hell is a someone broken? Do you know?"

Re: Audition: Act and Sing!

[sea-incarnadine.livejournal.com]

MacB knew the answer, of course.

"Thank ye, sir. A someone broken is someone whose life has been turned completely upside down. Perhaps by witches. And people want to parade around with his head on a pike... And his wife questions his masculinity...."