School Auditorium: Auditions, beginning Noonish.

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The lights are up up on the stage, and Dewey sits in the middle of the center aisle of seats, a notebook and pen in hand, and his iPod at the ready in case there are any lulls in auditions.

Yes, that is seriously how low-key Dewey has set up auditions. Get up on stage and do your monologue and sing your song, and you shall be properly auditioned.

[ooc: Wait for OCD! OCD up! Audition to your heart's content!]

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Re: Audition: Act and Sing!

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

Pip steps in carrying his guitar and his amp.

Hey, no one said these had to be unacompanied.

He plugs them in, cranks the volume up, and faces the principal.

"For my song, I will be performing a British classic. The great AC/DC's stirring ballad, "Big Balls", the tale of a socialite and his amazing parties.

He whams a chord on the guitar and starts up.

I'm ever upper class high society,
God's gift to ballroom notoriety,
I always fill my ballroom
(The event is never small)
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

Oh I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No-one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
GREAT BALLS OF FIRE

Oh I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all


Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best.
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

Oh I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all


And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...
Ball sucker

He can sort of sing. He's not always exactly in tune. But he has a lot of emotion. And the boy can definitely play.

Re: Audition: Act and Sing!

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

Pip takes off the guitar and sets it aside, turning the amp off.

"Now for my monologue, Puck or whatever his meta name is from A Midsummer Night's Dream.

Pip coughs a bit and drops into a strange, animlistic crouch.

If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumber'd here
While these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream,
Gentles, do not reprehend:
if you pardon, we will mend:
And, as I am an honest Puck,
If we have unearned luck
Now to 'scape the serpent's tongue,
We will make amends ere long;
Else the Puck a liar call;
So, good night unto you all.
Give me your hands, if we be friends,
And Robin shall restore amends.

Re: Audition: Act and Sing!

[stickittotheme.livejournal.com]

"Ooooh, goin' straight to the material. Good move. And great song, man. Greeeaaat song." Dewey gives a double thumbs up. "Thanks, Pip!"