School Auditorium: Auditions, beginning Noonish.

[stickittotheme.livejournal.com]

The lights are up up on the stage, and Dewey sits in the middle of the center aisle of seats, a notebook and pen in hand, and his iPod at the ready in case there are any lulls in auditions.

Yes, that is seriously how low-key Dewey has set up auditions. Get up on stage and do your monologue and sing your song, and you shall be properly auditioned.

[ooc: Wait for OCD! OCD up! Audition to your heart's content!]

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Re: Audition: Act and Sing!

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi comes in wearing the dress she wore to the dance last night.

"King Lear," she says, "Act 2, scene 2..."

"Fellow I know thee... I know thee for
A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a
base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited,
hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a
lily-livered, action-taking knave, a whoreson,
glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogue;
one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a
bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but
the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar,
and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch: one whom I
will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deniest
the least syllable of thy addition.

What a brazen-faced varlet art thou, to deny thou
knowest me! Is it two days since I tripped up
thy heels, and beat thee before the king? Draw, you
rogue: for, though it be night, yet the moon
shines; I'll make a sop o' the moonshine of you:
draw, you whoreson cullionly barber-monger, draw.

Draw, you rascal: you come with letters against the
king; and take Vanity the puppet's part against the
royalty of her father: draw, you rogue, or I'll so
carbonado your shanks: draw, you rascal; come your ways. "

Pippi curtsies sweetly.

Re: Audition: Act and Sing!

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

[[ooc: If this monologue looks like a long list of just insults; you would, in fact, be correct. Pippi's performance can be described as "angry yet charmingly sassy". Or not. Whatever.

Re: Audition: Act and Sing!

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi sings a sea shanty...

"I say, old man, your horse is dead.
An' we say so, an' we hope so!
I say, old man, your horse is dead.
Oh! Poor old Man!

One month a rotten life we've led.
An' we say so, an' we hope so!
While you lay on y'er feather bed.
Oh! Poor old Man!

But now th' month is up, ol' turk.
An' we say so, an' we hope so!
Get up, ye swine, an' look for work.
Oh! Poor old Man!

Get up, ye swine, an' look for graft.
An' we say so, an' we hope so!
While we lays on an' yanks ye aft.
Oh! Poor old Man!

An' yanks ye aft t' th' cabin door.
An' we say so, an' we hope so!
An' hopes we'll ne-ver see ye more.
Oh! Poor old Man!

Re: Audition: Act and Sing!

[stickittotheme.livejournal.com]

"Thanks Pippi!" Dewey gives a double thumbs-up. "You've definitely given an excellent audition. Awesome."

Re: Audition: Act and Sing!

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Thank you." she grins and leaves the stage.